Minicap: RHOM

34 Comments

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   labowner
   Posted October 29, 2012 at 2:26 pm

   Joanna calls mama Elsa the devil in this episode. Wow does she need to put down the alcohol and walk away.

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   Charles
   Posted October 29, 2012 at 5:33 pm

   The slap fight/push in the pool scenario looked incredibly fake.

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   labowner
   Posted October 29, 2012 at 5:39 pm

   Anyone watch WWHL with Karent? I won’t spoil the news.

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   Stacey
   Posted October 29, 2012 at 7:22 pm

   Alehandra, I am so looking forward to the full recap! Really hope you are able to get it up Wednesday morning because I have an appointment with my surgeon in the afternoon and don’t want to wait days for the drugs to wear off so I can read and comprehend again to enjoy it!

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   Annie
   Posted October 29, 2012 at 7:48 pm

   oh HELL no Adriana did not make some comment about Polish immigrants! WTF did she say, trying to get a plate to eat food in? HELLLLLLL NO bitch.

   Joanna was not making things easy for herself either, did you see the way she pushed Marta away? Eeeek.

   This party was all kinds of messed up. Too many shots, too many boobs and nips, and too many guys arguing in robes. A guy breaking up the fight with a Swiffer? It was werid.

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   DagnyTaggart
   Posted October 29, 2012 at 8:11 pm

   The only women in this cast who aren’t hatefully stupid are Marysol and Lisa (despite her looking like something stashed under your airplane seat in case of an emergency). Most of the husbands seem pretty decent, too. Joanna drives me nuts – almost normal when sober, and such an idiot when drunk. What business is it of hers if Marysol comes to someone else’s party – not some PETA event thrown by Joanna – in a vintage fur? Joanna is NOT EVEN A VEGETARIAN!! Crazy bitch EATS animals and lectures someone else on a fur that has probably been worn a 100 times? A steak is one and one, idiot. Love Marysol referring to Joanna as the white girl.

   LOVE Audriana walking into the party talking about how she didn’t want to look like a slut while her nipples have to be blurred out.

   The frustrating thing about this cast is none of them are idiots 100% of the time, so you kind of like someone and then Pow – the asshole erupts. Audriana is crazy obsessed about Karent, which makes you want to defend Karent, but then Karent can’t wait to cause trouble – being the one to ask Joe Francis if he slept with both women – asks him point blank – and then runs and tells Jo that “he was telling people” about the sisters. Lea actually plays it cool at the party – being above all the shit – but she would set her sister up on a date with O.J Simpson, cause he’s famous and that’s how she rolls. Marta’s useless, but she at least cracks me up walking around so clearly stoned. Romaine should dump Joanna. I’ll comfort you, you little self-made man, and remind you what it’s like to be with a sane chick.

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   classy drunk
   Posted October 30, 2012 at 4:40 am

   I actually used to like Joanna before this episode. She is cray cray off the hinges. She needs to lay off the booze because that affects her wayyyyyyyyy more than it does anyone else on the show.

   Then she told Marta she would lose a sister if she didn’t stop. Stop what?!?!?! Asking her sister to calm down and act normal?!?!?!

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   mere2142
   Posted October 30, 2012 at 6:12 am

   @labowner – I watched – color me not surprised with Karent’s news. Also did Joanna say she carried leather handbags because leather wasn’t made for fashion, it was a by product of animals being killed for food or something to that effect. I’m not sure Joanna is the best PETA representative.

   This episode was insane….I watched it twice and it still doesn’t make any sense. I felt so bad for Roman – Joanna was an ASS.

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   gretchenbarney
   Posted October 30, 2012 at 6:15 am

   What was Karent’s news? I have tried to google it and can’t find it. Please spill!

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    featherhead
    Posted October 30, 2012 at 6:23 am

    I’ll tell – I didn’t think it was earth shattering. Karent and Rodolpho are no longer together. Karent says it’s because of the “long-distance”. A viewer called in and asked on WWHL. Shocker, I know!

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    mere2142
    Posted October 30, 2012 at 6:25 am

    Did anyone else thing Joanna came off as a total crazy person on WWHL? More so than on the show, if that’s possible.

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    classy drunk
    Posted October 30, 2012 at 7:33 am

    Well she was drunk Mere so she sounded like a lunatic. Yelling, telling everyone she was going to call her lawyer on them, said that Joe Francis sleeping with her sister was statutory rape, etc etc…

    And I loved that the viewers were on Audriana’s side. She just KNEW the poll would be in her favor. Her response was Audriana had her friends call in. But what if it was tipped in your favor then the poll would have been accurate…sorry boo boo you just made things worse for yourself.

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    featherhead
    Posted October 30, 2012 at 7:38 am

    @mere2142 – I thought the same thing. She obviously didn’t want people to hear what Adriana had to say, so she kept talking (yelling) over her. Now when Adriana was on WWHL, and Joanna called in, Adriana was polite and let Joanna say what she wanted to without interrupting her (until the end of the phone call). Bravo doesn’t like when you start suing everybody, just ask Dinyell Staub.

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    classy drunk
    Posted October 30, 2012 at 7:43 am

    oh and lastly. If there is a heated argument and one person walks away, but the other person chases the walker down and even gently tugs their arm be ready to get hit. The walker left the argument for a reason, and that reason was probably so that they didn’t punch you in the face. #fail

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    smango
    Posted October 30, 2012 at 9:44 am

    Isn’t Marta a few years younger than Joanna? If her Joe Francis had their little rendezvous 10 years ago, would that be ILLEGAL?

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    mere2142
    Posted October 30, 2012 at 9:48 am

    Joanna totally got what she deserved. I would have punched her as well.

    I had forgotten about the statutory rape thing she was carrying on about on WWHL.

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    labowner
    Posted October 30, 2012 at 10:56 am

    Joanna when will you ever grow up?

    So far Marysol and Ana are in the lead of the crazy pack.

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    Gypsy
    Posted October 30, 2012 at 11:28 am

    Whta is this WWHL you are all talking about? Last night was a shitshow of epic proportions with Miss Andy in flannel pajamas wasted and cross eyed off his arse drinking hurricanes alone in the clubhouse.

    All I got was a glimpse of RHOBH…maybe I was watching a rerun?

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    labowner
    Posted October 30, 2012 at 11:32 am

    Gypsy what were you drinking that those visions appeared on your TV?

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    wtfff
    Posted October 30, 2012 at 11:45 am

    This episode was awesome! Big fan of Audriana now. She handled herself well. If you walk away from some crazy anti fur, leather wearing bitch, but the crazy follows, there’s only so much you can take. Poor Lisa, I guess 780 people didn’t show up. She did say she was having 800 people.

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    sagittariuskim
    Posted October 30, 2012 at 11:58 am

    @Gypsy You didn’t enjoy his Hurricane Sandy pajama party? Don’t worry you not the only who couldn’t watch half an hour of nothing but a drunk Miss Andy.

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    labowner
    Posted October 30, 2012 at 11:59 am

    Yes she did Annie, but it was in a “yes I have heard your story before your poor simple polish immigrants” blah blah blah. Joanna is not the only person who came from nothing, but she is one that likes to let people know over and over again.

    Romain, you have the nerve to step up to Audriana, but not Joe Francis? Wuss

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    classy drunk
    Posted October 30, 2012 at 12:02 pm

    Gypsy it was Sunday night’s episode. They had Karen’t (because isn’t that really how you should spell it) and Joanna on. If you can find it please do b/c Joanna was off the rails. She was probably drunk and you can see Andy literally drooling because the show was just that interesting. He probably had no idea Joanna would get that crazy.

    But really…How did Leah Black come off looking like the voice of reason during this episode?!?!!?

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    Annie
    Posted October 30, 2012 at 12:08 pm

    @labowner, I thought the SAME THING about Romain not standing up to Joe, but he stood up to Adriana. What the hell is that all about? And, I see what your saying about her Immigrant comment, but to me that was just a low blow, yes Joanna was acting like an asshole but why bring that up?

    I also like (hated) how Joe Francis swooped right in to comfort drunk Marta….yes, all the way to bed, I am sure. Or the bathroom, something tells me Joe only saves an actual bed for “special” ladies in his life.

    Also I did watch drunk Andy’s Hurricane Shitshow….it was funny! I was cracking up at his flashbacks down memory lane. Also, some of the viewers sent in pics of their halloween costumes, they were freakin’ hillarious!!!!

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    labowner
    Posted October 30, 2012 at 12:15 pm

    Joanna, Jackie, Ramona, Failor, who is the hot drunken mess from OC and Atlanta?

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    classy drunk
    Posted October 30, 2012 at 12:25 pm

    I think it was Vicky this season in OC, and more so Sonja this season for RHONY.

    I don’t think Atlanta really has one because Kim was the drinker. The rest of the ladies seemed to sip, but based on the super clip Kenya Moore appears to like her libations.

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    Gypsy
    Posted October 30, 2012 at 12:27 pm

    Thanks everyone, I was a day late and a Frankel short on WWHL…GAWD Andy in PJ’s gag! And man was he Schwasted!

    I will have to look it up. Johanna is one fine hot mess!

    The fur arguement? She was just getting angry over any little thing b/c she was smashed. Why didn’t she scream at Lea for wearing feathers?

    Why is Joe Francis a pseudo HW on this franchise?

    Naive little me also kept wondering why they were fleshing out the chest area on one or two of the women. I thought they were tattoos. HA! Nope, nip slip from skanks-r-us.

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    Annie
    Posted October 30, 2012 at 1:47 pm

    @labowner…good question. Does the infamous SARAH WINCHESTER count for hot, drunken mess, although she’s a wannabe Housewive?
    As for the ATL, I dunno…..Kim used to be pretty boozy before she became Mrs. Bierman. I am leaning towards Nene, although she doesnt drink much.

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    Gypsy
    Posted October 30, 2012 at 7:55 pm

    I vote Mal for RHOA…not a full on HW but she’s proven she’s unstable and tipsy on the juice.

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    Polk8dot
    Posted October 30, 2012 at 11:44 pm

    @Stacey ‘Really hope you are able to get it up Wednesday morning because I have an appointment with my surgeon in the afternoon and don’t want to wait days for the drugs to wear off so I can read and comprehend again to enjoy it’

    You would not believe how much more HYSTERICALLY HILARIOUS reading the recaps can be on pain meds and/or after Anesthesia (talking from a lot of personal experience). Some of the best times on the boards I ever had was reading recaps while highly medicated. I mean, sometimes I started cry-laughing after the first screen grab, and only went down hill from there. So maybe there will be some silver lining in there for you.

    Seriously though – good luck with whatever it is that ails you, and hope you get thru the appointment/followup in top shape.

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    Polk8dot
    Posted October 31, 2012 at 12:36 am

    I used to like Adriana on the 1st season. But this time around she is showing her true colors, too, just like the rest of them.
    She is just as big a NOBODY and a WANNA-BE as anybody else on this fricking show, and any of its other incarnations. She campaigned, just like any other HW, to be selected for the show last year. She was not chosen on the basis of her ‘social standing’ or ‘professional accomplishments’ – she was chosen because she seemed like a good bet for some crazy-ass dramatic blow ups.
    But she seems to consider herself an F-ing PILLAR of Miami society!!! And everybody else an F-ing wanna-be who won’t bow down to her just because she was on the show first!
    Bitch, please! You are just as ‘immigrant’ as Joanna is, and the comments about ‘poor Polish immigrant looking for a plate of food’ was racist, xenophobic, uneducated and classless. Sorry to burst your bubble, but you AIN’T NOTHIN’ SPECIAL! Actually, you are a socially insecure loser who seems to run on hate, anger and violence.
    Too bad that on WWHL Joanna proved to be exactly the same type of a ‘classy broad’ as Adriana is. After her screaming production during Ad’s call-in, it became clear that she is living in some alternative universe, where Joanna is Queen, Goddess and Mother Nature combined, and everybody else are just peons living only by her grace *massive eye roll*

    Leah Black is still an ASSHOLE and a cheap and classless bitch. The way she was yelling that she was making a DOUBLE DONATION, because of Joe’s ‘causing drama’, and yelling it 5 times at least, as if EVERYBODY needed to hear it and crumble under the vision of her generosity and just general wonder that is Leah! Ugggghhhhhh. But first she had to ask what is the ‘asking amount’, which she was told was $115 MAX. So she, the true ‘society matron ‘ in her own mind, SHE donated $230 to breast cancer society? Laughable; shameful..

    Lisa – claiming to have 800 people coming, and then promissing the charity volunteers to collect ‘hopefully $40K’ would make it a $50 donation per person!!!!! WAY TO SET YOUR STANDARDS HIGH !!! Plus from that you were going to take back the ‘$20K that the party cost to throw’? WHY FU@%ING BOTHER???? I thought I was starting to really like you, but you are just a useless bimbo who cares about pretext way more that actual issues. Urrrrgghhhhhh….

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    classy drunk
    Posted October 31, 2012 at 4:43 am

    I second your nominations Annie and Gypsy!

    Is this the world we live in?

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    Gypsy
    Posted October 31, 2012 at 9:38 am

    Yes Classy, it is…. it’s entertaining at least.

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    labowner
    Posted October 31, 2012 at 9:59 am

    Classym it seems we may have to ask a few of them if we can live in their world.