Minicap: RHOM

Recaps

By Alejandra | Friday, November 16, 2012 | 8:24 am | 17 Comments
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Posted in: Real Housewives of Miami, Recaps

Hey, Gasmii!!  Ugh, what the fuck is with this show and changing days?  Sunday, Thursday, Sunday, no recap (eek!) and now Thursday again.  Eesh.  Anywho, after this episode, I just want to watch a show that’s called, “Here is Where Thomas Lives, Isn’t His House Awesome?”  Seriously, loved that place, great stories written on the walls, I’m SURE.

In LeaLand, she and Elsa are BFFs, and Lea invites Elsa over to discuss Elaine.  Nothing much gets resolved except that Elsa and I share the same opinion of Elaine – “that hurts me mentally.”  Brilliant.

After Marta moves back in with Joanna (totally not because Lisa is sick of Marta, that’s totally not it at all), and Romain calls Marta an asshole and says he misses fighting with her.  These two have totally boned, or want to really bad.

The first event of the episode is some shoe designer’s wife’s shoe line debut.  Jeez, it’s hard out there for women now.  They can’t just marry rich anymore, they have to follow in their husband’s footsteps!  Egads!  Who will be next?  Lea in law school?  Dr. Lisa Hochstein? …Countess LuAnn D’Fake French Royalty????!!!  At said party, Elaine decides even though he’s getting paid to appear, there aren’t enough eyes on him, so he confronts Marysol, who literally runs away.  I don’t fucking blame her.  WTF, Elaine?

The final event of the episode is yet another Karen’t Sierra Fail.  She invites everyone to HER friend Thomas Kramer’s house for dinner, and things implode before dessert.  Ana is so offended at Kramer’s crass mysoginy that she leaves, Joanna keeps opening her mouth which proves only how completely and hopelessly childish she is, Elsa is kicked out but couldn’t care less and Lea can barely contain her glee at how awesome the whole thing is.  Pretty much par for the course, if you ask me.

Oh, and Adriana visits her new mobile home, brought you by her future husband.  This girls’ goin’ places:-)

Tune in Saturday for the full recap!

 

 

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Alejandra lives in Los Angeles and is an actor/writer/producer of opinions.  She loves the beach, but never goes, and hates reality stars, but follows them religiously.  In addition to TVGasm, you can read her writing at the online magazine DigN2It, or various fanfiction websites if you're industrious enough to find her.  If you're not industrious at all, a bottle of fine wine will always be an acceptable bribe.

17 Comments

  1. 1
    Deguy123
    Posted November 16, 2012 at 9:23 am

    I think this is becoming my favorite Housewives just because of the craziness! I mean all the other ones are just the same old drama, this one is different for some reason. Elsa definately makes the show better just for standing there and looking crazy!

    KarenT (cause a T makes it fancy) should have taken up for Joanna because she got punched in the face for Karent by the Devil!

  2. 2
    labowner
    Posted November 16, 2012 at 9:46 am

    Deguy123 i like that most of these women have jobs or do something productive like Lea (as much as I don’t care for her) unlike the other women. I think it is a mix of NYC (rich/productive) and craziness without most of the searing hate that is displayed on other franchises.

    Why does Lea’s husband never attend anything with her? Where does the kid attend school if she claims they go with him on long trials?

    Don’t get me started on the drama queen that is Elaine. WTF dude?

    Notice Karen(T) is taking a page out of the la la la I can’t hear you Teresa book?

  3. 3
    cam
    Posted November 16, 2012 at 10:01 am

    Labowner – maybe because Roy is a famous trial attorney? Regardless, he was at TK’s horrible dinner party in last night’s episode. He just doesn’t say much.

  4. 4
    labowner
    Posted November 16, 2012 at 10:04 am

    What does being a “famous” trial attorney have anything to do with it?

  5. 5
    Lisa
    Posted November 16, 2012 at 10:48 am

    I think that more than any other \housewife\, Lea utilizes the show as a tool in her life (and I actually admire her for it). She and her husband almost use the show as their personal commercial for his law practice and her philanthropy. They are plenty famous enough within their own circle, but use the publicity and certain events on the show as a platform to subtly and not so subtly (depending on the occasion) bring their specific causes to the forefront. Lea’s gala and his latest famous trial are both highlighted in a way they want it highlighted. I think it is brilliant on their part. I also get the sense that Lea enjoys the whole thing because it is so catty and fun to be a part of. Basically the same reason I enjoy watching. She gets uncomfortable when it gets too crazy. This whole little analysis of mine is completely in response to cam and labowner’s comments. I have wondered why Roy Black would agree to be on the show – but I totally can see why now. His being a famous trial attorney has EVERYthing to do with it. It is PR he could never buy.

  6. 6
    Classy Drunk Classy Drunk
    Posted November 16, 2012 at 11:51 am

    Karen’t is a bitch. She could have done SOMETHING.

    I would run too Marysol. EJ (Elaine James) is a BIG dude.

  7. 7
    labowner
    Posted November 16, 2012 at 1:00 pm

    Someone should tell Thomas – he didn’t cook a damn thing and is a disgusting excuse for a man.

    After watching this again – I think I did a 180 on all of these women except Ana. Ugh why did I watch that again.

    When did Elaine become so important. What does Lea have on who that she demanded this jerk be involved in this show?

    Lea your spanx were showing all over this episode. Get some clothes that fit.

    I need a farking drink.

  8. 8
    aliens.rock aliens.rock
    Posted November 16, 2012 at 3:49 pm

    Does anyone remember Thomas from an episode of RH of Atlanta? He was Kim’s friend in Miami. The housewives stayed at his weird house before Ceila’s bachellorette party. I knew I saw him before.

  9. 9
    Joslyn
    Posted November 16, 2012 at 5:58 pm

    Yep, I remember, Aliens. There was a bad fight when ATL was there , too. Elsa had me dying laughing on this one: \There wasn’t no tablecloths on the table or nothin…\

  10. 10
    KJN KJN
    Posted November 16, 2012 at 9:02 pm

    Ohhh yeah, Kim’s friend! Man, that guy gets around with those Housewives, don’t he? :)

  11. 11
    darlingclementine
    Posted November 16, 2012 at 9:34 pm

    This is officially my favorite housewives that is currently on. And 2nd out of all of them (cant beat OC). I was totally not expecting to like it.

    However I think I may have become an avid watcher of these shows from an occasional watcher… oops!

  12. 12
    realhousewivesfan
    Posted November 17, 2012 at 7:05 pm

    This show Honestly needs ratings, it Hardly get’s a million… it should be at 2.5 easy! It’s because Bravo has 3 editions currently broadcasting, that give’s me no time to ever miss anyone, and will run they’re franchise outta steam faster. Anyhow my Faves at they’re latest editions are
    Beverly Hills, Miami, OC, Atlanta (liking this season!) New Jersey (getting played out) New York (yawn)
    And i’m still open to a RHO Texas.

  13. 13
    SurrealGirl
    Posted November 17, 2012 at 7:50 pm

    I’m starting to like this clan. Does anybody else watch RHOA? Back when Kandi and Kim were on the tour bus, the Hotlanta girls went to Thomas’s house. Now he’s been recycled on RHOM.

  14. 14
    shantigal
    Posted November 18, 2012 at 12:10 pm

    The dinner looks much like the one we’ll be having this Thursday. Bunch of people invited that can’t hardly stand each other. Except we don’t get paid for it.

    Sadtablepoledancinghorns.

  15. 15
    annie anniedawg25
    Posted November 18, 2012 at 2:59 pm

    Thomas is disgusting, I guess being a total dick, misoginistic, and complete tool are all completely acceptible if you have plenty o’ cash. Any of these womenn giving him the time of day sets womankind back 100 years :P
    BTW his house is ugly as shit.

    Adriana is a beeeeeyotch yet again. Hates her fiance, hates his boat, loves his money. And, he seems like a nice guy too, he deserves someone better.

    Elaine / James needs to check himself. Wearing an outrageous wig and fake diamond earrrings at a daytime (outside) event like it’s freakin Dynasty circa 1985 is tacky as hell. Also starting a fight at said event: also tacky. Get a life, dude.

  16. 16
    sagittariuskim sagittariuskim
    Posted November 18, 2012 at 4:41 pm

    @anniedawg25 He was disgusting. His little tantrum was ridiculous. I loved that Elsa didn’t even flinch when he was yelling at her. And Ana made me like even more for not putting up with his crap. I don’t remember him being so horrible on RHOA.

    I’m tired of the way they keep throwing the word bully around. I can be Elaine had nerve to call Marysol a bully while imposing on her personal space. And using her size intimidate Marysol. But Ana’s right she’s going after Marysol as long as she refuses to defend herself. How did Marysol get this way with a mother like Elsa?

  17. 17
    Dramaqn15
    Posted November 18, 2012 at 6:40 pm

    Thomas’ house gave off a very rape-y vibe, I bet some skeevy as hell stuff has gone on there.

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