Minicap: RHOM


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12 Comments

  1. 1
    DagnyTaggart
    Posted September 21, 2012 at 2:44 pm

    Karent’s lips/teeth situation makes me think of a (much prettier version of) Fire Marshall Bill.

    Re the Dentist and the Soap Star – If a guy pretends to fall asleep – complete with fake snoring – when you try to have a talk about your relationship, he’s (all together now) just not that into you.

    I wonder if Lea’s husband’s angelic client has been dumped by the 42 year-old girlfriend whom he adopted in order to get her an equal share of his childrens’ trust fund now that he’s been sentenced to 16 years in prison. Or maybe she’ll stick by him through the appeal, just in case he gets off.

  2. 2
    fancyface
    Posted September 21, 2012 at 5:40 pm

    @Danny…My thoughts exactly on…well…everything you said! The fake sleeping with the obnoxiously fake snoring would’ve gotten his ass a kick to the gut if I was Karent. BTW..what the hell is up with the unnecessary T @ the end of her name? Is it a cultural thing? And FFS you are SPOT ON with the FMBill smile comparison! Even creepier when she’s using it to convince us how “fine” her relationship is with the Latin DoucheNozzle.

    And I’m pretty sure the daughter/whore of the ‘Polo Mogul’ will stick around while he’s still on house arrest & free to spend his money on her. She’ll probably bang his son when his appeal is denied.

  3. 3
    kthxbai kthxbai
    Posted September 21, 2012 at 8:22 pm

    @fancyface yes it is a cultural thing. Most people from that culture group go on Toddlers and Tiaras. But Karent’s too old.

    So she had to go on Real Housewives of Miami instead.

  4. 4
    cloudsinmycoffee
    Posted September 22, 2012 at 1:01 pm

    “my husband is representing someone who unfortunately had a terrible accident one night where someone was killed”

    WOW really Lisa??? One drink can fuck you up depending on the size of the drink and what was in it, and you’re forgiving because your hubby is making money off this guilty man. Wow. Great standards! Does anybody else agree that this chick smells like a money grubber who lucked out on marrying a dude who had cash?? Mm, ok. As you do.

  5. 5
    cloudsinmycoffee
    Posted September 22, 2012 at 1:08 pm

    Also, whoa did Mama Elsa’s face look worse (is that possible) in the scene with the chick with the blue outfit ?? Sorry, I haven’t learned these chicks’ names. Not sure if I will either LOL

  6. 6
    TV Junkie
    Posted September 22, 2012 at 2:12 pm

    From a promotion ad it seemed like BRAVO was trying to make Mama Elsa be the next Edith Flagg (..a great older lady with sound advice)….can’t see that happening AT ALL….there is no comparison betwwen the two.
    or is there that I missed???….

  7. 7
    AmyOops AmyOops
    Posted September 22, 2012 at 2:12 pm

    Wow. My friends and I had some very different views lol.

    Ana is pretty damn laid back and obviously telling the truth about Rodumbo.

    Joanna is a bit harsh but the girl tells it like it is.

    Lisa is adorably dippy and is very well aware of it…she’s got a good life and recognizes that.

    Karen…AGREE! She’s delusional and I want to kick her in her blindingly white crazy veneer chompers.

    The rest seem just as they were last season, although Adriana appears more mellow. Xanax?

  8. 8
    AmyOops AmyOops
    Posted September 22, 2012 at 2:14 pm

    Damn spell check…KARENT!

  9. 9
    TV Junkie
    Posted September 22, 2012 at 4:21 pm

    Also@Cloudsinmycoffee
    My family lives in Palm Beach County and that trial on the Polo player, John Goodman, he and his drunk driving, was the hot topic in the area..it was a horrific accident.. if my husband was the lawyer I wouldn’t be bragging..I would be horrified
    here is a link
    http://www.palmbeachpost.com/news/news/crime-law/7-million-bond-granted-for-john-goodmans-monitor-1/nN6Sz/..anyone who brags that thier husband was the lawyer,,is a total fool!
    Goodman is an awful creature who had no remorse

  10. 10
    TV Junkie
    Posted September 22, 2012 at 4:24 pm

    I really need to use my spell check..sorry all !!!!!!

  11. 11
    cloudsinmycoffee
    Posted September 22, 2012 at 5:23 pm

    @ TVJunkie

    It sounded horrible even from what her talking head stated! The way she downplayed it seemed soo suspicious, everyone said he had one drink, and how proud she was! Awfulness! Even one drink can cause a fatal car wreck, and sadly that ended a person’s life. Ugh. What a troll that woman is.
    I hope that man rots in a prison, because letting him free would be the equivalent of saying he could do it again.

  12. 12
    NewYawka
    Posted September 27, 2012 at 4:44 pm

    All I can say is these Shit-fest shows make me feel so much better about my life. And yes, Im still very afraid of Elsa.

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