This week’s episode opens with Aviva and Heather meeting up for a dinner with their husbands. Ramona was right about Heather–girlfriend can do some talking. She kept going on and on despite her cute husband toasting to shutting the fuck up…Heather! Things went from a little awkward to full-on “oh shit!” when Heather brought up Aviva’s ex admitting to knocking boots with some of the ladies.
What do you mean you left your wallet at home?
The Countess and Ramona meet up in the park for a long overdue conversation. There’s some serious hateration between these two. LuAnn continues her pursuit of that elusive apology, but it ends up being another re-hashing of LuAnn’s shitty parenting and Ramona’s Pinot-infused screechings. Ladies, how about some Wii bowling…best three out of five.
I soooooo wanna beat the crap outta you!
Carole and Aviva meet up for some vintage shopping. They obviously have a girl-crush going on with each other. Carole tells Aviva that she’s dating a musician that’s been touring with Aerosmith. That doesn’t mean Carole is blind to the attractive guy shopping in the boutique. Carole saunters over to chat with him, but unfortunately, he’s shopping for his model girlfriend and isn’t exactly feeling the furry toaster cozy thing that Carole has on her head.
Sonja meets with Rich and his brother to take a look at some leaks that developed in her home after a hurricane. Rich has a heartbeat and a penis, so Sonja finds him hot and isn’t listening to anything he’s saying until he asks to go take a look upstairs which quickly perks up her ears. Once upstairs, Sonja turns the discussion to the damaged box spring and demonstrates how her assistant with big boobs falls out of bed each morning. Rich can’t get out of the bedroom soon enough because Sonja is one step away from pouncing on her prey.
Heather is throwing a party at their Berkshires home for her recently departed father, to celebrate and toast to his life…again. I hope they toasted to this gentleman while he was alive at least one tenth as much as they have in these two episodes.
LuAnn has a talk with Noel about a note from his teacher that he’s about to fail French, and that’s unforgivable since he has a French father and so is his mother’s live-in boyfriend. This is LuAnn’s code language, for God’s sake!
Aviva and Ramona meet up for lunch. Aviva brings up THE THREAT and it pisses off Ramona that LuAnn mentioned it to Aviva. Aviva realizes her rookie mistake of bringing up something like that before Ramona’s consumed her third bottle. Now, LuAnn can really kiss that fucking apology good-bye.
Sonja is presenting at the GLAAD Awards. She ventures to the green room that isn’t really green and gets distracted chatting and eating. She’s completely unaware that an audience is waiting on her. As long as she didn’t give an award to the wrong person or fall off stage, she’s pleased with herself.
Next week: Harry Dubin! Please check back in a couple of days for the full recap.
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