MiniCap: RHONYC

23 Comments

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   Heather
   Posted May 13, 2011 at 7:11 am

   I really liked that you put the link to last week’s recap in this minicap .. just so you know lol.

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   Sassygrl72
   Posted May 13, 2011 at 7:24 am

   Maybe there is something wrong with me, but I don’t hate Ramona as much as everyone else. It’s Jill, LuAnn and Kelly that I really can’t stand. Actually, Sonja and Cindy are annoying too. Ramona is quickly becoming the only one I like.

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   Sassygrl72
   Posted May 13, 2011 at 7:24 am

   Ooops! Forgot Alex. It’s painful to watch her argue, but I still like her.

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   ohralphie
   Posted May 13, 2011 at 7:33 am

   I didn’t like Sonja in the first couple of episodes this season but even still – she is infinately preferable to the brunettes who I cannot stand.
   Sure, Ramona has no filter and will say exactly what she thinks – but she says it to your face *and* she does have ability to hear what other people have to say, process it, and then sincerely apologize for past behavior. Jill, Luann and Kelly are unable/unwilling to do any of that. They prefer to bitch behind backs and attack in groups. It’s like the Real HouseDingos for gods sake.

   Anyway – can’t wait for the full recap!

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   BoredSilly
   Posted May 13, 2011 at 9:05 am

   Ramona should call her wine Pino Bitcho.

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   Where's My Coffee?
   Posted May 13, 2011 at 9:21 am

   I like Ramona this season, too. Sure she’s a bit over the top, but she is a lot more self aware than the brunettes. I feel like those girls are setting her up for the slaughter, and it’s not going to be pretty.

   The bride was kind of a bitch to bring up that crap at Ramona’s wine launch. She didn’t appreciate Jill ruining her big day with drama, but she ruins Ramona’s. Of course the countess is going to be all over that next week.

   Will someone PLEASE get Cindy an updated hair style? Good Lord. She doesn’t have a bad face, but that shaggy dog do makes her look like a mutt.

   It was great to see Chris Marsh!

   Great mini-recap Slife. Please write a full one! =D

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   trkaelin
   Posted May 13, 2011 at 9:27 am

   In this episode I could actually tolerate Jill and Kelly. Kelly is not as nuts as last season, and I like that. Now that being said, I think there is a new crazy bitch in town and thy name is Sonja. WTF is up with her lately. Telling Cindy that Ramona is a “star” and she should have Pinot Grigio available to her is fucking nuts. Bitch should have brought the hostell the shit she’s hawking. A new classic drinking game. Everytime you hear “Pinot Grigio” take a shot! You’ll be fucked up by the first commercial. And I like Cindy. She needed to put crazy ass in her place though. LuAnn is still a c***.

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   trkaelin
   Posted May 13, 2011 at 9:28 am

   Wow, where the hell did the word “hostell” come from in my comment? I did not type that. I have a ghost in my machine.

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   Ollybeau
   Posted May 13, 2011 at 9:34 am

   I go back and forth with Sonja.
   She clearly thinks she’s Samantha from Sex and the City. But really, I don’t think she gets as much as she wants everyone to believe. And that makes her kind of sad, at least to me.

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    SlifeGoesOn
    Posted May 13, 2011 at 10:21 am

    Thanks for the kind words, gasmii! The full recap is coming soon!!

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    Ollybeau
    Posted May 13, 2011 at 10:42 am

    Can we talk about Watch What Happens Live here?!
    Because Kelly was on it, and oh my lord…still crazy. I loved how Andy kept calling her Kelly Killoren, and at one point she blurts out BENSIMON!
    And then she said Bethenny’s career was “a testament to Bravo” and it shows that any one of them can have that kind of sucess.
    It was kind of amazing.

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    cam
    Posted May 13, 2011 at 10:57 am

    BoredSilly – I love it. Then LuAnn can grill her about her name’s origin and Ramona can say she doesn’t want to discuss technicalities.

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    sarcasatire
    Posted May 13, 2011 at 11:00 am

    Ollybeau, let’s not forget Simon’s epic performance! I loved how Cindy could not contain herself and was all but laughing in his face. He was awful..and his pants just screamed “leather daddy/latex slave.”

    In a way though, Kelly was right. If it wasn’t for Bravo, Bethenny would not have gotten as much publicity and her drink/books may not have reached such a wide audience. I mean, let’s face it, many people bought the product because they saw her on TV and liked her. So, in a way, Bravo should get some credit. I’m quite sure though, that they are also getting a piece of the pie. As they do on everything they advertise in the clubhouse. Ramona’s Pinot Grigio, and now even Snyder’s pretzels must have paid for a spot on last nights episode. I don’t think Bravo would let anyone, even the Housewives, get free publicity/advertising on their shows without giving Bravo a fee or percentage of the company.

    With that said, it was obvious Kelly was being petty. I’m surprised she didn’t look into the camera and yell, “You’re a cook, Bethenny. A cook, and it’s creepy!”

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    Mimo
    Posted May 13, 2011 at 11:32 am

    I can go the rest of the season without seeing Sonja’s ass. It looks better in clothing. Also, regarding the wine fiasco, what most of the housewives are missing is that Ramona called Cindy and asked if she was going to have Pinot, otherwise she would bring her own. I’d be mighty pissed if my friend told me she would have Bailys and I showed up and she didn’t.

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    sheesh
    Posted May 13, 2011 at 3:56 pm

    Sonja does NOT have the ass of someone who does Pilates and Yoga as much as she announces.

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    Casey
    Posted May 13, 2011 at 4:15 pm

    Holy crap, Kelly was a royal bitch and, as always, a nut on WWHL! That was so low to claim everything that happened to Bethenney happened because of Bravo and couldn’t act adult enough to congratulate Bethenney. The difference with Bethenney’s success is that because she is so likeable on the shows people will buy her stuff. Who would buy something that Kelly, LuAnn, or Jill hocked?

    We have got to stop allowing Bravo to get these Housewives celebrities to sing songs…That performance by Simon was wretched. I don’t know which is worse – him or LuAnn.

    Did anyone else love Jill crying in the limo with LuAnn as much as I did? “Here, give hah this! I don’t want to give it to hah anymuah.” And then pulls out those chochkies from Australia. Please, bitch. How in the world does someone get so effed up in the head that they approach a bride at her own wedding to bitch about the guest list!? And how the hell does she pull the victim card on something like that? Really, Jill. Holy shit.

    I’m digging seeing the preview of next week’s episode with Ramona telling LuAnn to stop involving herself in stuff. I wonder why it takes everyone so long to say these things? Maybe it’s the pecking order…

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    Rebecca Fialkowski
    Posted May 13, 2011 at 8:17 pm

    hmmm.. am I the only one that thinks that Kevin (the father of cindy’s twins) has had a sexual relationship with both Cindy and Howie (her brother)? I felt that right off – when she said Howie and Kevin used to be close but now its weird howie will leave when Kevin comes over, than she said – Kevin and I have a complicated relationship we were together than we were not together – I immediately thought – those times you were not together he was with howie. is it only me? LOL probably!

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    sarcasatire
    Posted May 13, 2011 at 9:20 pm

    Rebecca, you may be on to something! One thing I did pick up on, is that Kevin definitely plays for the other team. Pitcher or catcher, I don’t know. But homeboy is definitely gay. I would have respected Cindy a lot more had she come out and said that she and Kevin were the new Will and Grace. What single, financially stable woman wouldn’t choose to raise children with her best friend if it looks like marriage isn’t in her future?
    Don’t try to fool us into thinking Kevin was ever into you, Cindy. He probably only agreed to father your children because IVF doesn’t require seeing you naked.

    Maybe, Kevin and Howie used to date and Cindy became good friends with Kevin (often joining them for date night, and what not) and eventually asked Kevin to donate sperm for her IVF treatments. Maybe she didn’t want an anonymous donor. But then Howie got jealous because he couldn’t be the father (two headed babies are so gauche), and it soured his relationship with Kevin.

    I love conspiracy theories!

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    sarcasatire
    Posted May 13, 2011 at 9:45 pm

    @Sheesh: The only yoga position Sonja knows is the downward dog.

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    Casey
    Posted May 14, 2011 at 8:58 am

    @Rebecca – I thought the same thing! You could feel the sexual tension between Howie and Kevin the instant Kevin walked in. Besides, who is Howie trying to fool? My gaydar went off the first time he made an appearance on this show.

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    2muchbravo
    Posted May 14, 2011 at 9:41 am

    I don’t like Howie and his horse teeth one bit. Yeah, I def think there’s a back story to Cindy and her babies. Wonder if Ramoner knows the truth. Speaking of Ramoner….I was on another site (sorry Flipit)and there was speculation about why Jill felt, “She did it to me again.” What DID Ramona do at the wine party besides approach Jill about being a two-faced liar? They suggested Jill thought Jennifer and Ramona had conspired to trap Jill in her lie. And, that the tears in the limo with LuMan were big crocodile tears. Wondering what others take on that was.

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    shana
    Posted June 28, 2011 at 7:09 pm

    @ Ollybeau, I think you are right. And if Sonja thinks she is Samantha from Sex and the City and Assley (Jacqui’s daughter from the Real Housewives of New Jersey) thinks she’s Carrie Bradshaw, we can do a whole ‘Sex and the City’ remake. I think Alex probably assumes she is Miranda (educated, small boy child, living in Brooklyn) and I think Luann sees herself as Charlotte. Jill and Kelly are on a totally different show altogether.

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    shana
    Posted June 28, 2011 at 7:12 pm

    ‘The Twilight Zone’ for Kelley and ‘Jill Zarin; The Fabulous Connecter’ starring Jill Zarin. (You may not be familiar with it because it only airs in her head 7 days a week).