Minicap RHONYC

21 Comments

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   classy drunk
   Posted July 10, 2012 at 4:27 am

   Carole is AWESOME!

   Ramona’s reaction to the prosthetic leg was fantastic. I was almost in tears laughing at her ask questions. Serves Aviva right for always throwing it in our faces. Wait…not literally throwing the leg guys figuratively. Sheesh.

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   featherhead
   Posted July 10, 2012 at 4:46 am

   I love Carole too! Sonja had some nerve to keep bringing up that Carole was not wearing a bra, this coming from the lady who forgets to wear her panties and makes sure everyone knows it. Her vagina even insulted Kelly!
   Next week looks even better when Carole has enough of Lu (she loves when you call her that).

   Ramona and Aviva’s leg, bwhahaha – Are your toes fake too??? Have another bottle Ramona!!

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   Derek Hazelton
   Posted July 10, 2012 at 6:35 am

   Those egg-shaped bathrooms gave me flashbacks to “The Prisoner.” Now, I have nightmares that Ramona could be #1. I do enjoy Aviva and Ramona together because her level-headedness is a great balance to Ramona’s brand of crazy. For all the talk of the London trip, so far it seemed like a dud. Maybe these women need an RV for a European tour.

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   RomoSheDiNT
   Posted July 10, 2012 at 7:22 am

   Can the Pleather Dummie accidentally get locked in one of those egg port-o-potties? That would be great! Hell I’ll even pay Sonja to do it just so she can have some $$$ to shop. That wasn’t very nice…
   Do it Ms. Morgan!

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   Gypsy
   Posted July 10, 2012 at 8:24 am

   Flying by to say hi BSL…you keep me updated on these wonky betches.

   Question, in Moroco last year when Sonja gasped “My Breeding, Cindy you don’t understand my BREEDING” didn’t they address her as Lady Morgan?

   Why has she dropped it? I would love to see Lu flip a table over in a jealous rage of title inferiority.

   Can’t you just hear her through gritted teeth to Caroline.. “YES YOUR GRACE…” HAHAHAHAHA, I hate that cunt.

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   cloudsinmycoffee
   Posted July 10, 2012 at 8:41 am

   I loooove Carole! I love her talking head comment of “english accents are cool… on english people!” “oh are we going to have to listen to fake english accents the whole trip?!” that was too funny.

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   Closet Fan
   Posted July 10, 2012 at 10:07 am

   I just finished reading Carole’s blog on the Bravo website. Laugh out loud funny! That girl can write! I am officially in love with her.

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   aliens.rock
   Posted July 10, 2012 at 10:29 am

   I like Carole too, but I’m sitting on the fence about her not standing up to say something during the dinner. I feel that I wouldn’t want to do it, too (I hate being fake ass-kisser at work – I just refuse to be or pretend to be brainwashed). However, because everybody else did stand up, I feel that she should have as well. Especially after the princesss talk at the table. Luann’s speech was dumb and akward, but even she looked better,. Sonja did a great job in her speech, she was honest, but humble and polite, and she acknowledged all the people at the table.
   What is up with all the admiration for the titles?! I come from a European country with millenia of history, kings, princesses, etc., and I don’t give a rat’s ass about what name or title someone has. I do not feel that just because someone was born into a certain family, or married soeone from one, that this makes them special somehow. I believe we are all equal, and I thought you Americans stand for the same principle.

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   Closet Fan
   Posted July 10, 2012 at 10:39 am

   I read Aviva’s blog as well and she discusses her feelings about Ramona talking about Heather. Ramona always seems to have an issue with someone and Heather got along well with everyone on the trip. I only read the recaps and comments here and their Bravo blogs. I can’t actually watch the show because of Ramona. I am the same way with RHONJ because of Teresa who I used to love. I think both Ramona and Teresa have some serious mental health issues and I can’t watch them self destruct in front of the world.

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    Sugarbush
    Posted July 10, 2012 at 11:07 am

    Oh my, I am head-over-heels in love with Carole! She says everything I’m thinking. For the first time ever, someone on one of these housewives shows is in my head. She’s got the most stuff out of any of the franchise wives when it comes to title, job, accomplishments, etc. yet she is really humble about it and plays it super cool. She calls a spade a spade and doesn’t begrudge anyone else’s accomplishments. I love her. I love her so much. I’m glad she came along when Ramona really started to lose it.

    Not that Ramona hadn’t lost her mind a long time ago, but she just seems really crazy with this constant Heather bashing. I can’t completely blame her – I can’t stand Heather either. She’s so obnoxious, but in a really annoying way. I hate obnoxious, but I’ll take funny/fun obnoxious (see, Ramona) over annoying/lame obnoxious any day.

    And how gracious was Sonja at the table? What a fabulous woman she can be! Love her, too.

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    cloudsinmycoffee
    Posted July 10, 2012 at 11:34 am

    Something’s wrong with Ramona. I feel that perhaps since Bethanny has been so successful, that maybe she’s a bit jealous because it wasn’t her and this whole competitve edge she’s always had has become sharper and more defined. I mean, it’s great that she had a Learning Annex class, but seriously? The big ass deal she made of it was so, so sad.
    Also, can I tell you I’m getting a bit tired of seeing her wear the same damn circular pendant necklace every episode. If you design jewelry, why the hell do you wear the same necklace?? Anyone with a brain would probably rotate her designs so they get airtime. That’s just my thinking.
    Ramona and her leaps out of reality amaze me. I think Mario must have a piece on the side or likes to be supported by his wife because I cannot see any type of connection between them.

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    featherhead
    Posted July 10, 2012 at 11:40 am

    @Aliens.rock – it’s true, we americans do not care about titles, but if you’ve watched past seasons – it’s LuAnn that always makes a big deal about her title of Countess (that she married into), she made everyone call her the Countess and made a big stink when Bethanny introduced her to the driver as LuAnn. “Darling, you do not introduce me to the help as LuAnn, it is Countess DeLessups or Mrs. DeLussups” (however you spell it).

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    NotAlway'sPerfekt
    Posted July 10, 2012 at 12:15 pm

    cloudsinmycoffee…Couldn’t have said it better! Thank you!

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    Gypsy
    Posted July 10, 2012 at 12:25 pm

    @aliens.rock to echo featherhead there are people in America like the Cuntess who live a tyoe of lifestyle that is commonly referred to as “Keeping up with the Jones’ ” and can be seen in all types of it’s mutational glory on any Bravo RH series.

    We’re here to snark about it. Now where is my purple Birkin bag? I can’t find it under this heap of red bottoms…Mercy!

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    featherhead
    Posted July 10, 2012 at 12:59 pm

    @gypsy – I hate when that happens! Try moving the Little Debbies, that’s usually where my Birkin hides out!

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    Gypsy
    Posted July 10, 2012 at 1:15 pm

    Oh a little Debbie sounds sooooooo good right now!

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    Karrie
    Posted July 10, 2012 at 6:18 pm

    I didn’t even know it came in purple:)

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    Classy Drunk
    Posted July 10, 2012 at 7:46 pm

    Ask Alexis…she def has it in purple

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    2muchbravo
    Posted July 10, 2012 at 9:12 pm

    No one would give a shit about Carole being a princess if LuAnn didn’t have the cuntess bug up her butt. It would’ve been mentioned and forgotten.

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    2muchbravo
    Posted July 10, 2012 at 9:14 pm

    Oh, and I keep my Little Debbies IN my Birkin Bag. The red one anyway.

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    Jason
    Posted July 10, 2012 at 9:31 pm

    I wonder how much Bravo paid those extras who showed up to watch drunk Ramona babble about how she has it all.