Last night’s Real Housewives of NYC was all about supporting gay marriage and not supporting Simon showing up to a gay marriage event dressed like my Meemaw’s greatest fears about gays.
We get it, Simon. You support gays. Gays? Do not support this. You’re a clown, yo. Everyone talks about how gay Simon is, but no gay would leave his house looking like that on purpose. At least, I’d like to think so. The whole plot wasn’t about Simon’s glitter jacket but I just can’t. Let. Go.
The first fight of the night broke out right in the beginning. Sonja got herself a gig as the Grand Marshal of the gay equality event. Huh? It’s NYC and the best you can do is some newbie Glenn Close rip off no one knows? Glenn Close would have probably done it if you lazy asses would have called her. If you wanna scare people into voting in favor of gay rights, she’s your man! I’ll do anything she tells me to. Except clean my house. Or look for a job. Or try at life. Point is, how did Sonja get that gig? “Because I’m a gay icon!”, of course! Then hit someone on the head with a vodka bottle or wear leather thongs on red carpets or something. Liza and Cher had to work hard for those titles, bitch!
Alex is on the committee for the event and so is Simon. They were scheduled to speak, too, and if you don’t believe them you can look at the invite or the website! Their names are there! Unfortunately for those suckas, Sonja made sure when she agreed to do the event that she would be the only one from the show allowed on stage. LOL! Love it. This chick already knows how it works. Alex was infuriated when she heard this news and, of course, marched right over to Sonja to let her know it. Alex’s newishfound “strength” is the funniest thing to hit my TV in a long time. She tries as hard as she can, but she is smacked down at every turn. As the Countess put it, “She found her voice. It’s great. Now she needs to be quiet.” HAHAHAH!
Sonj didn’t deny getting Al and Simon kicked off the roster, and shrugged her like “duh. Isn’t that how it’s done? Move out of my way bitch. I’m trying to come up with some nonsense to spew.” Al and Simon wouldn’t let it go, and Sonja wouldn’t give in. We’ve got our season long fight all laid out for us. This show may seem a little paint by numbers at times, but they know their formula.
Sonja made an ass out of herself in her speech. She didn’t even sound knowledgable saying the word gay, and it was hard not to feel resentful. We were going to get to see the gays of NY boo Simon for that hideous outfit and Sonja ruined it. A lot more happened, but bBitz gets to cover it all in his recap later this week. Until then, how perfect is this sign under Sonja?
It’s all about me, NY!