Hey Machado – I switched out my bangs wig for this one – thoughts?
Minicap: RINGER – The Ballad of the Lonely Flash Drive
How many different shows are there to be found in RINGER? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5? 6?? 7??? Initially, the whole split personality (ies) in and of the show made sense because it is about twins and false identities. However, last week the show became a corporate espionage thriller and then this week became a Death Wish revenge fantasy. And I am now recapping 7 different shows depending upon the week. Oh, and everyone in it is bonkers.
This week’s episode focused on the potential downfall of Martin/Charles. Dragon Lady Olivia was in FULL Dragon Lady mode, nearly licking her chops after every scene. Tyler the Paris Sucker attempted to save the day and, well, failed. And Hubs continued his slide from Jekyll to Hyde.
As for our two leading ladies, Bridget seemed to do everything wrong – at one point getting in a cab, driving around for a while and returning back to where she started from – just enough time for Ty Ty to go bye-bye. Yes, folks! Dumbass Bridget is back! Siobhan once again wins for staying in Paris, while apparently reviving her mime career. She’s now a mime carrying twins!
Seriously – that Paris maternity outfit might be my favorite of the season. She’s a mime with a bolo tie!
Agent Machado also returned. And he brought 2 strip clubs with him – one with a cracked out stripper Bridget! And a deceased pregnant stripper girlfriend informant. Yes, you read that correctly.
I need to meditate/pray for a while so I can get a handle on this bitch of a show. Full recap in a day or two. Thanks guys!
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