The best thing about this week’s episode was the commercial for Sleeping Dogs, coming soon to a home video game console near you!
“You’re a cop. I am an undercover cop. The rules are different.”
The episode starts about five minutes before the end of last week’s episode, so we get to relive the overwhelming support and joy shown by the JS housemates when Snooki announces her engagement. They are a little nicer when they discover that she’s pregnant, but still give her a hard time because: a) Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi is having a baby, and b) they’re all kind of assholes. God knows I made plenty of snarky comments myself when I heard the news, but c’mon: a) Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi is having a baby, and b) I’m kind of an asshole.
In spite of her roommates’ remarks, I don’t think I’ve ever seen such an honest and innocent expression on Snooki’s face.
I’ll go over exactly what is said by whom in the full recap, but suffice it to say that when Sammi
“the bitch” “Sweetheart” is the most supportive person at the table, it is time to find new friends STAT. After everybody else leaves, Snooki punishes JMomm for being unsupportive and bitchy at dinner by making her watch childbirth videos online.
Later in the episode, Anthony the Handyman drops by “unexpectedly” to get his money, Jionni and Snooki attempt (does the “unsuccessfully” really need to be said?) to put together a barbecue grill, and Snooki discovers what it feels like to be the only sober one at a party, thereby understanding about 0.625% of what watching an episode of her drunken antics on Jersey Shore makes me feel like. We also meet the Gay Joeys, learn that JMomm has a pop-up home-spray-tan tent, and discover that JMomm’s dad looks like a librarian.
Full ‘cap should be up later this weekend. You can catch up on last week’s nonsense here.