The night begins with Vicki throwing her daughter under the bus and Alexis sitting in front of a short bus named Tamra.
Vicki cries to Brooks about how horrible her children are even though she’s a perfect mother.
Heather has a lunch date with another of her super successful actress friends (they were in a Rob Schneider show together, remember him? Yeah, we don’t either) and calls her husband ugly. Then goes to the DMV but forgets to bring her laugh track.
Alexis is at a photo shoot for her NEW clothing line. The photographer tries to question her but she reminds him who’s boss. Be careful, don’t forget what happened to Tao and clothing line number one. It went out with her old nose.
Tamra’s two goals in life are to own a bar or a gym. We think free drinks are better than free squats.
Gretchen and Slade are arguing in traffic on their way to therapy. Slade doesn’t understand why Gretchen doesn’t want to pay for everything- doesn’t she understand that he says it will be handled because he will handle it? Who can argue with that logic? Not Gretchen.
Alexis wants to know why everyone can’t just get along and Tamra gets stuck with the check. Alexis just wants to be respected behind her back.
Coming up: Geography lesson- Alexis teaches us that Costa Rica has moved to Mexico. Way to start earning that respect!
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We grew up on the prairie; Blanche is older and became blind by her teenage years... Jane is the adorable younger sister, known as "half -pint." Ok, so that's not true but we were raised in Texas, so kinda close.
We're all grown up now and are official card-carrying members of the Asshole Social Society, it's kinda like an exclusive country club, but for snarky people who have no money, and would rather stay home talking to the tv than to other people.
Growing up we fought like crazy but only during the commercials... Now we're sisters that love and respect each other, only on the 8's tho (kinda like the weather channel...)
We love all reality tv and meat products.
We will try to make you laugh but a majority of the time we just make ourselves laugh so you may get a raw deal.
People love us! At least to our face they do, which is proper southern etiquette .