Minicap: Tabatha Takes Over

Ahoy, Gasmii!  This week we were at Sweetgrass in Atlanta, which is owned by a guy who is a dead ringer for Sir Francis Drake.  This fits with my Tudor-centric life this week, since I have contracted dysentery (in Tudor times, the “bloody flux”) and have been out of commission for a few days.  So seeing Tim, a/k/a Sir Francis Drake, just made my day.

This ep was pretty much a return to form.  An owner who wasn’t a stylist, but actually wasn’t a bad guy either.  Tim just needed some direction.  Unfortunately, he had hired a gem of a manger (well, in his own mind), Brian.  Watching Brian’s passive-aggressive, negative, just all-round awful manner it occurred to me – he’s a total twin to Tanya (from last week)!  O M G!  Tabatha Takes Over, reuniting long-lost siblings!  Hurry to WeHo, Brian!  Your soulmate is waiting.  Remember to bring a water bottle, m’kay?

Much more in the full recap!

Oh, and guess what Sir Francis Drake died of?  Yep.  The very same thing I have.  Although I definitely intend not to expire anytime soon.  First, there’s more Tabs to recap.  Second, I have an exciting brand new show I’m recapping starting in April (more on that in the coming weeks).  Third, if your BP is 78/65 and your white cell count is 18000 (normal is 5000) and you lose a ton of fluids and you survive that, it makes a hell of a story that you can tell people for the rest of your life.  So why not live?  What’s that I hear playing?

Of course.  My theme song!

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