Minicap: The A-List: Dallas

Delicious Indian Corn, the most superior type of candy corn.  Although I’m wondering if it should correctly be called Candy Maize.

Happy Halloween, Gasmii!  I am on a sugar high!  I’m also sleep deprived since I live in West Hollywood so all last night I was treated to the delightful sounds of drunk people trying to find their cars.  Or homes.  Or, in one case, each other.  Sadly, that person was not named Stella.  I once interviewed a gal named Stella and so wanted to hire her just so I could say “Stelllllllllaaaaaaaaa”.  Because I’m sure she’s never heard that before.

I’ll get to the minicap in a second.  But first, what is up with Hershey’s and their Mr. Goodbar obsession?  Mr. Goodbar is the Kardashian of candy.  No one likes it yet it will not go away.

Note its prominent placement in the Hershey’s Fun Size photo.  Also, what’s so “fun” about tiny candy bars?  Wouldn’t a large bar be more “fun”?

Literally no one ever buys Mr. Goodbar and yet Hershey’s is intent on shoving it down our throats.  Enough!  Time to move on!  We’re not looking for Mr. Goodbar!  (You knew I was going there, right?)

Also Hershey’s has changed their candy recipes to eliminate cocoa butter.  Really?  Can’t you leave it in and just jack up the price a little?  Because I am willing to pay way more for candy made of quality ingredients.

Case in point:

See’s Orange Creams. Not only delicious but delightfully decorated.  I buy these for my assistant every year.  One of the many reasons she loves me.

See’s also has

Pumpkin Pie Truffles.  This is where my candy dollar goes.  Insanely good.

Jumping from the sweet and delightful to something devoid of either, let’s get into the minicap.

Last night’s ep was filled with drama and ickiness.  First, Levi interviewed models for an Inchwear party – and by “interviewed” I mean “ogled their bodies and thought about shagging them”.  Oh, and it’s going to be a pool party.  Guess that dunking 2 weeks ago didn’t scar Levi emotionally.  But then, what would?

While getting their hair done, Phillip and Chore talked about Taylor and Levi.  Chore had some interesting comments about Taylor.

Levi and Taylor had a discussion in which they agreed to be “monogamously dating”.  Remember that for later.

Levi came up with a bizarre idea for his party, an idea that wouldn’t have been bad in another situation, but was just completely off-topic for Inchwear.

Then an endless series of blabbing:  Chase and Levi discussed Taylor; Chase and Phillip discussed Ashley’s photos (sorry, Phillip, you’re not the face – or johnson – of Inchwear anymore); Chase and Levi worked out and Levi came on to Chase; Ashley and Phillip discussed the photos; Levi and Chore discussed Levi’s “relationship”.

And then some of the guys played poker.  Quelle surprise, that’s another thing that’s against Taylor’s religion, but he somehow justified going, and then was sorry he did.

At the party, Ashley is hoppin’ mad.  Levi is an ass.  Chore is, as has become the custom, the most sensible person there.  Chase does something really stupid: he invites Levi to his house for a drink. That can’t possibly have any negative repercussions further on!

I’ll have a big fat recap in a couple of days.  I will also be including these exciting bonus features:  Ashley, Before The A-List; and some scientific facts about Coca-Cola’s amazing powers.  In the meantime, check out last week’s recap at http://www.tvgasm.com/recaps/recap-the-a-list-dallas-its-not-prank-taylor-its-pr-ck/