The best part of waking up is a martini in your cup
Howdy, Gasmii! We’re at ep 7 already and the drama, she keeps a-comin.
The topic du jour is of course Chore. No one even so much as hints at Phillip’s role in ep 6′s contretemps. Also, I note that everyone, whether discussing Chore or expressing concern to him, is drinking and offering him drinks.
Life Size Eden Wood continues to try and butt in to change Chore. She also takes some photos for a gay magazine running a NOH8 piece. As you’d expect from her, the photos are not exactly masterpieces of subtlety. Patrick Demarchelier can breathe easy. Speaking of, here’s one of Patrick’s amazing photos. Would’ve liked to have been there when he persuaded Cartier to let a leopard chew up their stuff.
I was going to say good thing Cartier doesn’t make fur coats. Cause that would be awkward. And then I saw this photo:
Yeah, little guy, you’ll be a bracelet too in a few years. Happy holidays.
Chase’s aunt and uncle visit him, and we learn more about the time he came close to suicide, and how his aunt helped him.
Zygote decides to date Chase’s best friend. He must be taking subtlety lessons from Ashley!
Chase gives a party, and the only one misbehaving is — no, not Chore — it’s once again a massively drunken Levi. I have to say, this is getting really repetitive and boring. Every ep we see Levi drunk and out of control. Yet no one actually on the show seems to think he needs help. Or a good kick in the a-s.
Finally, despite Phillip saying Chore was “dead to me” and Chore saying he would “never be Phillip’s friend ever”, the two guys reconcile. Awwwww. It’s a Thanksgiving miracle! (Of course it was filmed in the summer, but let’s just pretend. You know, like every dysfunctional family in the country does on Thanksgiving).
Lots more coming soon! Take a break from dealing with your family on Thanksgiving and/or drag yourself home from the bar and come read the full recap in a couple of days. See you then!
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