Minicap: The A-List: Dallas

Howdy, Gasmii!  Well, we’re at the series finale.  I am so sad!  Chore, however, is not.  Why, you ask?  Read on!

We open with Wade asking Levi to be an announcer/commentator at the gay rodeo.  Levi is super excited.  Then Zygote visits LA and meets with the head of Go Proud, Jimmy LaSalvia.  Jimmy invites Zyg to a lunch with Ann Coulter.  It’s a test to see how Zyg relates to high-profile members of Go Proud.

Levi breaks the news about the rodeo to Chase, and mentions Zyg meeting Ann.  Chase is not happy. Levi is inviting the cast to the rodeo.  He shares he feels bad about what happened with Zyg.  Yeah, whatever.

Later, Chore tells Phillip and Levi that he’s loving to LA to try acting.  Based on the Chubby Chasers audition, wouldn’t Chatsworth be a better fit?

Levi tells Ashley the news about Chore.  Levi’s been invited to dinner by Chore.  Ashley hasn’t, but Levi brings her anyway.  And here we are with Chore, Brayden, Levi and Ashley.  As usual, Ashley brings up Chore’s apparent shortcomings – he told other people before he told her.  Oh shut the f up.

Everyone goes to the rodeo.  Levi does a good job.  Ashley and Phillip spend the time arguing about Chore, even though he’s sitting right next to them.  Klassy!

And we head into the bar, although they end up in some kind of auditorium next door.  Chase is telling Zyg what he thinks of Ann Coulter, Zyg makes a remark about San Antonio, Levi lies again, Zyg reiterates he slept with Levi, and finally Levi admits what happened.  That‘s why Chore has the most smug look on his face – and I have to say, it’s totes justified.

Our final scene – Chore is packing his car and saying goodbye to Ashley.

Much more in a full recap, soon.  In the meantime, catch up with last week’s recap here, and read my Real World: San Diego recap here.  Also, if you watched A Princess for Christmas, my recap of that very special holiday movie will be up soon!

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