Minicap: The A-List: Dallas Reunion

Also known as the Chore Victory Tour 2011

Howdy, Gasmii!  We’ve come at last to the final ep of this season, a reunion show, which at first I thought was being hosted by

But then I realized the host was not Wendy O. Williams, who is in fact not extant

But this Wendy Williams. 

Bummer.  Because some punk attitude (even from a ghost) would’ve been fun.

I’m calling this the Chore Victory Tour 2011 because of Levi’s admission – finally – that he had in fact had a sexual relationship with Chore.  And thus Chore’s vindication is complete. Let’s see Smug Face (TM) one more time:

Yeah, baby.

In other developments, we learned everyone except Phillip and Ashley would sleep, or is sleeping, with Levi.  By that I infer that Phillip and Ashley are the only two without STDs.  Well played! Ashley again shared she likes colors.  The others shared how they dislike her constant insertion into their lives.

Everyone expressed their intense dislike of Zygote and their unwillingness to believe he was actually attacked.  Zyg then very maturely walked off to “have a smoke”.  Of course, he doesn’t smoke.  He was just running away.

Can’t stand the heat, eh?

Much more in a full recap, up soon.  In the meantime, enjoy my recap of the delightful A Princess for Christmas, and last week’s Real World finale.

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