Minicap: The A-List: New York

Following a familiar pattern, 90% of this episode is commentary on last week and even the week before, and then there are a few moments of things that actually occur.  It’s actually not bad considering people stop crawling up Nyasha’s butt and she crazys her way all over the hour.

Austin’s still trying to make Playgirl happen, but he needs to lose weight and they want to pay him next to nothing.  Kind of sucks considering now if he doesn’t do it, everyone’s going to assume he was refused because of his weight.

Mike does a shoot with Rodiney and is the eighth person to nearly shoot soda through his nose when Rodiney announces that he’s bisexual, and Rodiney takes an English class because he’s ready to do movies.  Hmmm… I’m ready to do movies.  Maybe that’s what’s been holding me back…  Speaking of Rodiney, Reichen’s still a sad monkey over the whole thing, and actually thinks Nyasha will be a good person to talk to about the whole thing.  She spends their entire conversation telling Reichen that he needs to stop being pathetic (direct quote), then, when he has the temerity to offer her some personal advice, she flips out and storms out of her apartment (actually happened).  I mean, yeah, Reichen’s a douche, but only a CLOSE friend is allowed to say that to his face.  Or me.

Ryan’s busy choreographing drama and he’s not even trying to hide it anymore.  His designer friend Edwing D’Angelo is having a fashion show, and Ryan invites Derek, Nyasha, Austin, and Reichen to walk.  Needless to say, the show occurs at the end of the episode, so of course it goes to Hell in a handbasket in roughly ten seconds flat.  Everyone’s awful, Austin cries, Ryan actually has the gall to complain about the drama he’s created, and I want to slap the shit out of everyone but TJ.

Man oh man, I’ll see you Wednesday for the full recap, Gasmii! In the meantime, check out last week’s recap here!