Minicap: The Ev3nt

Last Night on The Ev3nt, Sean and Vicky took a flight, Mr P got worse, Weasel stopped biting his tongue, and MFB (re)grew a pair.

So Sean, Captain Drastic, decides the best way to stop the spread of the WMD virus is to get aboard the airplane that it’s being transported on. They hop flight 38, and can’t find the courier’s name on the manifest, but they spot some suspicious dude with a metal briefcase. They hatch a plan to stop him, and wrench the case free, only to discover that he’s not transporting a pair of disembodied lungs, but rather cocaine. And then decide to say nothing to no one.

Mr P lapses into a coma, and Weasel kicks up the case against Darth P. He sends his soiled shirtsleeve off to be analyzed, but the results are…well…baffling. It’s the same sweetener Mr P uses, but laced with a synthetic that us Earthlings cannot synthesize yet…welp, guess that answers who’s really behind it.

That Carlos guy decides to taunt Simon, which turns out to be a terrible idea. Simon, who’s tied to the bed, manages to out a pretty good beating on his face. Sophia takes this to mean Simon is never coming over to her side, so she asks MFB to take care of it.

Leila tells her dad that he’s become a bad guy, and is just a puppet for Sophia. MFB doesn’t take this well. He goes and frees Simon, and they attempt an escape.

Weasel confronts Darth P on the whole collaborating with Sophia. Darth P denies it, so Weasel switches gears…he begs Darth P to not go along with Sophia, at least, because we all know she’s not going to keep up her end of the deal.

Sean and Vicky finally figure out who the lung courier is after getting off the flight…they chase her down in the parking garage, but just then a car comes up and almost runs them over. A bad guy grabs Sean as a human shield, and puts a gun to his head…he tells Vicky to shoot the guy, not to worry about him because they can’t let the lungs get away, but Vicky freezes! She can’t do it! ROSS AND RACHEL!

MFB and Leila and Simon try to escape, but MFB chooses a bad time to make a stand, and gets his ass shot! Leila refuses to leave him, so Simon goes alone, and takes a vial of the synthetic whatever to maybe help save Mr P!