Minicap: The Ev3nt

Last night, on The Ev3nt, well, it was rather unev3ntful. That’s not to say it was a bad episode, per se, but there just wasn’t a whole lot going on. It was another setup episode. So…first off…well, where to start….

The episode starts off with some scientist analyzing ice. No explanation or anything. Suddenly there’s SWAT charging in. He calls Sophia. She tells him to destroy everything. They try to take him alive, but he’s not having any of it, so he jumps out the window.

Leila is still pretty unhappy with the whole house arrest thing. She decides to make a daring move. She cuts herself, and gets taken to the medical house, where Simon is conveniently tied up on the bed. Kinky. He tells her that their people are looking for soem kinda secret weapon, in Siberia, and she’s gotta do something to get the word out.

Sean manages to save Vicky from burning to death, but then Darth Flowers finds them! He tells Sean that he’s the only one who can save the world, but he knows Sean won’t rest until he’s killed him. So, Flowers does the only sensible thing, and shoots himself to free Sean up to stop the al3ins, because Sophia is a ca-razy bitch!!

Sophia calls Hatter, and tells him that Mr P is running a collision course with annihilation, and that if he wants to save his country, he needs to assassinate Mr P and assume the throne. Hatter goes to get acupuncture, and the acupuncturist slips him a little something to take care of that assassination thing.

Leila invites her handler in for a bottle of wine, and steals his phone. She gives Sean a call and tells him that Sophia is a ca-razy bitch and needs to be dealt with, because she’s about to wipe out humanity!!!

Somewhere really cold, a bunch of people pull something out of the ground! It’s a box, and has a body on it, that’s dead. Or made of stone. I couldn’t tell! It seems ominous, though!