Minicap: The River

The River

By CannedGinger | Tuesday, February 14, 2012 | 10:25 pm | 5 Comments
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Posted in: Recaps, The River

When you think something’s behind you?  It probably is.

Day 11-13
The entire crew heads on a full day hike to a cave featured in many of Emmet Cole’s videos and almost immediately we’re introduced to the legend of the week: the Morcegos, “The Guardians of the Forest”. AJ’s fear of caves serves him well as all the other crew members are turned blind by guano and the evil eye (or possibly blow darts).

What did we learn this week?

  • Jayne doesn’t like it when people laugh at him. And he really will stab a bitch.
  • The Morcegos are Vegans.
  • Blind people can hike for hours without killing themselves.
  • Douche has a real commitment to getting everything on film, and he genuinely seems to love Tess.
  • The JabbaWockeeZ make a cameo! ***
  • Lincoln has become the Jack Bauer of jungle infidelity interrogations.
  • Bugs seriously creep me out. Really. If I had those nasty centipede things anywhere near me I would scream, Morcegos or no Morcegos.
  • AJ’s single dialogue is remarkably similar to what I’d say while alone in the jungle, searching for a miracle cure.

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*** Not really.  I’m actually a big fat liar.

CannedGinger

CannedGinger is a techie by day, and TV binge watcher by night.  She can't resist most crap Bravo throws at the audience, and prefers Conan to Leno.  If you are one of her customers calling for support, she'll be listening to WTF on the iPod in one ear -- but you might not be able to tell.  She prefers cats to people most days, because they're more honest.  Bring on the worst TV you can imagine, and she will just enjoy it more since she grew up on a steady diet of MST3K and cheese.  Umm...nice stilton!

5 Comments

  1. 1
    plockeness monster
    Posted February 15, 2012 at 6:46 am

    Glad they didn’t uphold the old horror story cliche of killing off the black guy first. My fav. part of the episode was AJ’s 30 second entirely bleeped out tirade! YAY AJ! Can’t wait for the full recap!

  2. 2
    MissZag
    Posted February 15, 2012 at 11:31 am

    Whether you think this show is creepy or not, the thought of going blind in an unknown (to me) jungle with something out there trying to kill me, is some scary sh*t. Just sayin’

  3. 3
    MissZag
    Posted February 15, 2012 at 11:32 am

    Oh, and I LOL’d at AJ’s bleeped-out tirade :-)

  4. 4
    Saint Clare of Assisi
    Posted February 15, 2012 at 12:58 pm

    I really need to watch this show. I loved the pilot script.

  5. 5
    Liz
    Posted February 18, 2012 at 3:25 pm

    Lol, Jayne! Good reference :)

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