GET YOUR FILTHY PAWS OFF ME, YOU COLD-HEARTED BITCH!!!
Oh Gasmii – how am I supposed to keep watching this P.O.S. show when last night’s elimination episode took away nearly every reason I had for enjoying it? Ugh!!
Two contestants who should’ve breezed through to the finals have been sent packing with their tails between their legs, and a few completely unworthy peeps are that much closer to claiming that five million dollar recording contract which will result in an over-produced, shitty light-pop album that millions of pre-teens and grandmas will buy before realizing they are listening to Utter Crap.
With Drew and Astro gone, I have come to the conclusion that my husband was right all along, that the producers have been carefully engineering this show to ensure that Melanie Amaro wins – the contestant with the strongest technical voice who will be the easiest to mold into whatever pop star shape they want. And I find that infuriating. Not to mention BORING.
My sole remaining hope is Josh Krajcik – I don’t think there’s a snowball’s chance in hell that either of the two remaining boys could win (Marcus Canty and Chris Rene), and though I love me some Rachel Crow, she’s starting to feel like a bouncy little Mickey Mouse Club robot, don’t you agree?
All right all right…so last night’s show also featured the final seven singing MJ’s ‘Man in the Mirror’ (utterly predictable) and some British rapper with the hysterically ridiculous name Tiny Tempah performing a song that I couldn’t understand any of the words to (though I’m fairly certain one of the lyrics was, ‘I go pee pee at my front door’). But none of that…’excitement‘…could hold a candle to the dramatic, dour, and ultimately hella depressing elimination sequence.
Is anyone else as majorly bummed as I am that Drew and Astro got sent home? Does everyone else agree that Paula and Nicole were savoring their sweet, sweet revenge upon Simon by being total bitches and knowingly sending the wrong person home? Who are you rooting for now that all of the honest, original talent is gone?
Come back in a couple of days for the full recap, pretty please, so that we can console each other further and bitch about how unfair life is. Sigh.
If you wanna read my recap of last week’s elimination episode, which was far less painful than this one, click here!
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