Minicap: Top Chef Seattle

16 Comments

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   Parisi LaRoe
   Posted January 31, 2013 at 6:45 am

   My son is a Top Chef fan (he is 4, 5 March 10th, and loves Top Model, Grunge Girl, Beaker, and Bitter Jen from AS) and I am about to watch it with him. I do not want to say much during the Mini-Cap like I have the past two times because then I feel that I have nothing to add to the real recap.

   My point it, I will make sure my son adds his thoughts to your recap when I read it J-Mo. No worries, he cannot read yet, lol. He just likes your .gifs and your kitty porn.

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   Loulee
   Posted January 31, 2013 at 7:34 am

   http://www.tmz.com/page/2/
   Don King promoting a fried chicken chain for Blowsie!

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   crankyguy
   Posted January 31, 2013 at 8:37 am

   @Loulee, I thought you were joking, but you weren’t. She was “unjustly” eliminated, according to King.

   “Chef Josie is the people’s chef. She’s a master of culinary art for the people … Her food is ambrosia for the masses and the classes.”

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   Pegalicious
   Posted January 31, 2013 at 9:35 am

   StacheBear’s wink was one of the creepiest things I’ve ever seen on TC.

   @crankyguy, I thought @Loulee was joking, too. If King really believes Blowsie’s elimination was \unjust,\ I suspect he hasn’t seen one episode of TC (or at least TC: Seattle).

   @J-Mo, when Lizzie talks I find myself trying to figure out how you’ll write it out. It’s fun, but then I completely lose track of what’s happening in the show!

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   LAC
   Posted January 31, 2013 at 9:50 am

   Stachebear is seriously making me hate winking…bacon…Oklahoma…mustaches…caps…cruise ships that he might be on…

   Recap and kitty porn coming soon…YAY!

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   PacoSauce
   Posted January 31, 2013 at 10:28 am

   I found myself much more invested in LCK than the actual show. My first thought after the elimination was \oh, so Kristen better kick their ass!\ You’re losing me, Top Chef.

   And even though I’m completely confused by the fact that CJ has a fanbase, I was surprised that Josie got such a big percentage of the fan vote. 6%? Always full of surprises, Josie. Mediocre surprises.

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   crankyguy
   Posted January 31, 2013 at 10:48 am

   Blowsie has a MASTER promoter behind her, apparently, but I can’t imagine how that came to be. Maybe he really can turn her into the next high-earning, super famous, rawk star celebrity chef. It’s enough to make Richard Dawkins believe in Satan.

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   Derek Hazelton
   Posted January 31, 2013 at 12:46 pm

   I didn’t have the big issue with Blowsie that the rest of the board did, but being eliminated for greasy fried chicken is fucking ridiculous, because fried chicken is supposed to be greasy. I understand her elimination was the buildup of a lot of fuckery over the season, but I have to say, she wasn’t that bad as far as reality show villains go. But then again, attention starved lesbians are my favorite people, especially when they’re drunk!

   I’m kind of glad with the result, so that an even playing field can be had for the final 4.

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   juddfan
   Posted January 31, 2013 at 2:15 pm

   If the voted for contestant has to have a cook off with the LCK winner, I really hope Blowsie wins, as it will assure Top Models placement back at the top. If, somehow, TM doesn’t win LCK then I would hope Grunge Grrl would win the votes and beat whichever AH beat TM!!!

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    Parisi LaRoe
    Posted January 31, 2013 at 2:22 pm

    Too bad Grunge Girl cannot make it. Asshole CJ

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    randomnicole
    Posted January 31, 2013 at 3:25 pm

    I’m gonna need this show to stop trying to make me like Stachebear. I WILL NOT.

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    bubblesballentine
    Posted January 31, 2013 at 3:39 pm

    This outcome was totally predictable, and all the stupid machinations from past weeks to garner up drama for this elimination were simply painful to watch, not to mention downright insulting to regular viewers.

    Can’t you even manage to keep just ONE set of your collective greedy, grubby claws from ruining just ONE show on your asshat network??

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    AliceinPopLand
    Posted January 31, 2013 at 8:21 pm

    I must apologize for StacheBear, I swear on a stack of bacon, Oklahoma is not land of douchebags! Promise!
    @Pegalicious, I think the same thing when Lizzie talks.

    Somebody correct me if I’m wrong, is fried chicken the only thing StacheBear has cooked this season without using pig products?

    I never had a problem with Thumby, he kept saying he was there for redemption but he never seemed to put forth any effort in the challenges. He couldnt lower himself to actually try in a competition he professed to so desperately want to win. I dunno he was too pathetic to hate.

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    Detinha
    Posted February 1, 2013 at 11:09 am

    UhOh! Looks like pork is the new dessert for TC! They can’t make either one! Maybe they’ll star a spinoff “Top Chef: Just Porky”! Miss Pig would be a judge! Oink!

    My captcha: “let go”!! Ok, I got it, TVgasm!

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    JimmyT
    Posted February 2, 2013 at 7:52 pm

    @Juddfan: Yeah, I was thinking the same thing. It be awesome if TopModel had a chance to beat Blowsie a second time

    Also, did anyone else notice that when McBitchy shook her head in front of the judges, they quickly noticed and asked her about it, like the almost always do when one of the contestants roll their eyes, sigh, or twich in any way?… Well every time except when the booted TopModel and every single person appears to not have noticed that she kept saying \bite my lip, bite my lip\ while Blowsie was blathering away at how it wasn’t her fault.

    I’m still pissed about that. TopModel better get to come back in.

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    chaosbutterfly
    Posted February 2, 2013 at 8:17 pm

    My feelings are hurt that after successfully ignoring LCK since it was born, I’m now reduced to watching it every week, just to be sure that Top Model makes it through to the end.

    Fuck you, Top Chef.
    Fuck you and your humiliating manipulative ways.