Minicap: Top Chef Seattle

Top Chef

By J-Mo | Thursday, November 29, 2012 | 10:28 am | 8 Comments
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Posted in: Recaps, Top Chef

Up for grabs was a tasty ten grand, but on the downside, this was a double-elimination. For the record, I am not at all happy with the way things went down, and I am sorry to see the axed chefs go…

BUT WAIT, we find out that they are bringing back Redemption Kitchen Last Chance Kitchen! Fuuuuuuuck me sideways with a cactus, this means that they just turned every remaining episode into a super-sized one. But now it means we will get to see Jewfrey, Grudge Girl and tonight’s two chefs battle it out to see who can read their scripted lines in the most stilted and unnatural manner (plus I’m betting there will be more commercials for Cloyota cars on the way!). I’m thrilled.

Check back in a few days for the full recap, and in the meantime, you can read last week’s here. As I said before, this episode is going to be a couple of days late due to my leaving for L.A. in a few hours, please be patient, I will have it up as soon as possible when I return. In the meantime, here’s Chica gazing lovingly at my Christmas Tree…

04 Chica Looks At Christmas Tree Top Chef 1004 00
there are so many things to play with on this weird flashing six-foot-tall cat toy

So far I’m only down one ornament, the rest are holding up nicely. Catch you guys in a couple of days!

love, J-Mo :)

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J-Mo is a great big fat hairy homo (and he tends to be attracted to the same) who lives with his big fat non-hairy BF in the Valley Of The Sun, a.k.a. Phoenix, Arizona. By day he is an account manager for a giant corporate megaconglomerate and his greatest joy comes from not having to speak directly to the general public any more... also, he can bring home the bacon, fry it up in a pan, and never never never let you forget you're a man.  By night (when he's not recapping) he is a co-choreographer (and the Fattest Backup Dancer In Captivity™) for one of Phoenix's most talented female impersonators known as Devina Ross.  He is also still a part of the Rhythm Nation.

8 Comments

  1. 1
    zerocool
    Posted November 29, 2012 at 1:10 pm

    I love the new “tree-watch” at J-Mo’s house. Please keep the updates coming!

    They sent one of the wrong chefs home, for sure.

  2. 2
    Miss Molly
    Posted November 29, 2012 at 1:13 pm

    Those must have been some damn fine Mid-Century mushrooms.

  3. 3
    Val Detinha
    Posted November 29, 2012 at 2:55 pm

    Have a nice trip. J-Mo!

    Did you leave the cats alone with the tree?? “So far I’m only down one ornament, the rest are holding up nicely”=Famous last words…

  4. 4
    JimbobJones
    Posted November 29, 2012 at 5:03 pm

    Am I the only one that can see J-Mo looking for the cat, getting near the tree, and then we suddenly have some National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation squirrel action going on? (Crap, I KNEW I forgot a movie for my watch list this season)

  5. 5
    AliceinPopLand
    Posted November 30, 2012 at 2:34 am

    Seeing Josie’s buck tooth bitchass grin in this episode just straight pissed me off. She needs to go soon! I just never hated on Carla. Shes a mouth but she admits it, and shes right, she doesnt play games. And her ‘wtf face’ when Stephan gave her squab was priceless! Sorry about the one ornament J-Mo! I hope it was some ugly drummer boy nobody liked anyways. Just dont let the kittums hurt Barbie! Cant wait for the full recap!

  6. 6
    msjacqmills
    Posted November 30, 2012 at 11:32 am

    Where do you find these pictures of Carla? What kind of career did she have before Top
    Chef? Oye!

  7. 7
    2muchbravo
    Posted December 1, 2012 at 5:04 pm

    Question:
    They started this epi with the stew room convo from last week. Hater Tots, Stache and Uniball were all having a go at each other. Who said, “You have no balls?” Was it Hater Tots to Uniball? If it was I give CJ credit for not stepping across the room and smashing those glasses into his fucking forehead.
    And, if it was, he’s a little prick.

  8. 8
    Aunt Dorsey
    Posted December 4, 2012 at 6:12 am

    Last chance kitchen? Well, I’m in. I hope Grudge Girl comes back and destroys Hater-Tots since she was busy helping him while her potatoes were busy undercooking and he gallantly ran his mouth off about it.

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