Minicap: Top Chef Seattle

17 Comments

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   chaosbutterfly
   Posted December 20, 2012 at 10:04 pm

   The things Stefan said to some folks in the stew room…..I died and lived again.

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   lindaw205
   Posted December 20, 2012 at 10:11 pm

   Stefan can be such a dick and I’m so glad. He certainly made the episode worth watching. I’m looking forward to next week, too. And who knew Guy Ferry had a sister?

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   crankyguy
   Posted December 21, 2012 at 8:34 am

   Bravo pixelates middle finger gestures? They let Brandi on RHOBH say COCK with no bleeping, so that is puzzling. Leave the hand alone next time, Bravo, and pixelate Blowsie’s face instead.

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   vallegirl
   Posted December 21, 2012 at 9:06 am

   At least Bravo finally realized that the offending half of asshole is “ass” and not “hole.” Because bleephole is G rated but assbleep just sounds wrong.

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   zerocool
   Posted December 21, 2012 at 9:27 am

   All I could think was that poor intern who had to cover every thing with tin foil. How many hours wasted?

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   thebigcheese
   Posted December 21, 2012 at 2:02 pm

   loving kristen and sheldon.
   hate micah and josh.
   kind of fond of stefan despite myself. and i do think he is talented. also: blow me bitch/just run into my knife motherfucker. lets see if anyone can top those quotes this season.
   also, can i confess my secret love for bart? he just makes me smile ok? though i have not been overly impressed with his cooking ( though i do want to try some blackberry soup)

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   gretchenbarney
   Posted December 21, 2012 at 3:55 pm

   I will always love Stefan for one simple reason. Toward the end of his original season (finals?), after the Carla/Casey sous vide disaster, Carla was crying in front of the judges and he became very upset. After being so pompous all season, he was really sweet with her telling her not to cry, that it wasn’t worth it. He’s just a softie underneath it all.

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   Exene
   Posted December 22, 2012 at 7:05 am

   I was happy to see Stefan back– I think he’s an excellent chef and should have won his season. I think Kristen’s a bit out of his league, though– \wifey\? She’s the Korean Padma. I would love if she or Brooke would win! Although I’d be happy if Stefan won, too.

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   keebler elf
   Posted December 22, 2012 at 9:47 am

   is there any way to watch this online?

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    brzysmom12
    Posted December 22, 2012 at 11:41 am

    How come I know these people by their J-Monames but have no idea who they are by their real names??

    Captcha is “Add rich flavor to your meal.” Anybody know where I can get a guy named Rich or a rich guy – I’ll take either one

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    Derek Hazelton
    Posted December 22, 2012 at 5:10 pm

    I’m hoping, at some point, we can discuss that scam that is Last Chance Kitchen, or as I like to call it, “An Excuse To Keep the One-Balled Wonder Around.”

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    lindaw205
    Posted December 22, 2012 at 10:52 pm

    “Redemption Island” is as bad an idea here as it was for Survivor. And WTH is up with John Travolta’s hair? It looks like someone took some black spray paint and tried to spray on a hair line.

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    zbird
    Posted December 23, 2012 at 8:42 am

    Stefan is clearly an asshole, no doubt about it. He was really an asshole to Blowsie — and exceedingly juvenile with the grabbing his junk thing. But I have a feeling — correct me if I’m wrong, but I really don’t think that I am — that Blowsie inspires assholery in others just by being in the room with them. It’s like her version of a pheromone.

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    zbird
    Posted December 23, 2012 at 8:47 am

    And Linda, I totally agree with the spray paint hair comment. John Travolta looks just like a Charlie McCarthy ventriloquist dummy from back in the day. Google it — the resemblance is eerie!

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    Mummy Butterfly
    Posted December 23, 2012 at 9:14 am

    zbird – I think you’re on to something… Blowsie just *inspires* others to hate her. I’m a rather loving person, but that headband makes me want to….ugh…I can’t even articulate how much I dislike her and her headband.

    brzysmom12 – I was doing the same thing when watching the show with my husband and calling them by their -gasmi names, not their real names. Hatertots comes to mind… Of course, I love Hatertots even if he’s the most hated chef in his city.

    Team Korean Padma (she SO IS!) and Hatertots!

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    crankyguy
    Posted December 23, 2012 at 10:58 am

    I ain’t blessed with no couth, so I dunno, but when near a casual conversation between two individuals, it is rude to say something to someone else who is totally not involved in said conversation? Rude to the point of deserving an aggressive call-out and a middle finger in the face?

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    lindaw205
    Posted December 23, 2012 at 6:57 pm

    Well, hell, you’re right zbird, he DOES look like one of Charlie McCarthy’s dummy’s. I wonder if his nose will now start growing everytime he denies groping a masseur.