Minicap: True Blood

Last night’s episode of True Blood was the best one yet of the season! It had humor, heart, mystery, suspense, action, sex, murder, and lots of shirtless men! It also taught us a very valuable lesson about women: Don’t piss a bitch off! Not mothers, grandmothers, girlfriends, wives, vampires, witches, were-panthers, shifters, ghosts, baby dolls, lesbians, and least of all – Sookie!

With Eric drunk on faery blood, Sook turned to a shirtless (and very tasty) Alcide to help her find him and bring him home safely. A whole lot of nudity later, and Eric was back in his cubby, trying to steal a kiss from Sook. Debbie felt a little jealous when she smelled Sook all over Alcide, and Sook was forced to lie to Beel’s face in order to protect Eric.

Meanwhile… Sam’s attempt to be spontaneous with his new girlfriend led to a secret family revelation… Beel’s attempt to kiss up to Portia’s crusty grandma revealed a terrible family secret… Tommy came home to his mother, only to learn that the more things change, the more they stay the same… Terry finally came to the terrifying discovery that Arlene might be correct in her fears that something isn’t right about baby Mikey… and Jason not only got away from the clutches of his Hot Shot captors, but he also did away with their leader, Filton.

Marni’s witchy goddess treated her to a delightful little flashback to the Spanish Inquisition where she was burned alive at the stake. Tara, Lala, and Jesus pleaded with her to find a spell that could reverse Eric’s memory loss, lest Pam make good on her promise to eat, f*ck, and kill them. In the end, a very S&M-licious Pam grew tired of Marni’s procrastination, only to find herself (and her face) on the wrong end of the goddess’ wrath! Gross! Stay tuned for the full recap!!

To check out last week’s recap, click here!