DAMN, this was a WEIRD one. People behaved… kind of maturely? Stassi and Jax try to be friends, and Jax seems to be committed to winning her back, but taking his time. Well, he is until he finds out that she had dinner with Frank at Villa Blanca. After learning that information, he does some soul-searching, gives up the chase, tells Stassi that he DID cheat on her in Vegas and walks out of her life forever. Literally, he quits his job and tells her he’ll never contact her again. It’s kind of awesome, and I almost think that while he’s spinning a nice little web about changing his life, he just wanted to wreck Stassi’s so she can’t move on affectively with Frank.
In other news, there’s a photo shoot at Lisa’s house, the most memorable moment of which is the completely unnecessary Stassi and Scheana make out scene. You’re welcome tiny handful of confused, 12-year-old boys watching this show. And my roommate Mike. Who’s being a total sport, as we speak.
Major other news? Laura Leigh booked a goddamn movie with Jennifer Aniston. No joke. It’s called “We’re the Millers,” and it is not a figment of her crazy, meth-addled imagination. I looked it up, and I cannot fucking believe it. I’m kind of happy for her that she’s riding a crazy train all the way to success, because that’s more than anyone else who stays on this show for more than one season is going to achieve. The reality stank is hard to shake. Don’t believe me? Name me one reality star (not on American Idol) that’s successfully created a sustained film or television career. And if you can name one, name two, and don’t use IMDB.
Aaand that’s really it for the season finale. It was pretty much the Jax and Stassi show the entire time, and this finale was appropriately focused on them. People better start fighting again, because I can only hate Stassi so much before I get bored and start liking her just for something different to do. Also, inside track, I met her, and she was super sweet. I don’t know what the fuck to think!
See you Wednesday for the full recap! Feel free to shoot me some questions in the comments about stuff you want to know, and I’ll try to use the inside track to answer what I can!