Minicap: Vanderpump Rules

Vanderpump Rules

By Alejandra | Monday, March 4, 2013 | 10:12 pm | 5 Comments
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Posted in: Recaps, Vanderpump Rules

Ugh, most boring reunion ever.  Basically there were no revelations beyond the fact that Scheana put sunblock Jax solely to mess with Stassi, Stassi still isn’t sorry that she sent horrible texts to Laura-Leigh, and Jax lasted about five minutes before he came crawling back to Lisa for his job, so everyone still works at Sur.  NOTHING about Laura-Leigh’s movie or the state of her ever so precarious sobriety, NOTHING about Frank’s progress in taking over the world of commercial real estate, and NOTHING NOTHING NOTHING about why Peter still insists upon styling himself in the fashion of a Latin ballroom dancer.  BORED.  I’ll provide more detail in the recap on Wednesday, and in between then and now, I’m going to try and scrounge as much dirt as I can to make sure you guys get something just a little bit juicier than Tom Sandoval’s tears.  Smooches!

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Alejandra lives in Los Angeles and is an actor/writer/producer of opinions.  She loves the beach, but never goes, and hates reality stars, but follows them religiously.  In addition to TVGasm, you can read her writing at the online magazine DigN2It, or various fanfiction websites if you're industrious enough to find her.  If you're not industrious at all, a bottle of fine wine will always be an acceptable bribe.

5 Comments

  1. 1
    Derek Hazelton
    Posted March 5, 2013 at 8:05 am

    Even Andy Cohen was bored, because he didn’t bother to wear a suit.

  2. 2
    Tiger
    Posted March 5, 2013 at 12:49 pm

    Stassi and Jax a match made in puking class. Was anyone else on the show ?

  3. 3
    labowner
    Posted March 5, 2013 at 1:09 pm

    Why oh why does Lisa defend this sociopath? I’m really starting to think Lisa is the biggest bitch to ever walk this earth.

  4. 4
    Derek Hazelton
    Posted March 5, 2013 at 2:05 pm

    @labowner, but Lisa hates Kristen, so there’s her one redeeming quality.

    I feel that the Hollywood-based gasmii should take a field trip to SUR to heckle Jax and Stassi, like those people from San Diego. Instead of “Comment of the Week” as the new TVG installment, “Make a Reality Villain Cry” should take its place.

  5. 5
    Michele
    Posted March 5, 2013 at 10:03 pm

    Why was the other Tom (Katie’s boyfriend) not at the reunion?

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