Dirty Soap Minicap: Hell Hath No Fury

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By S-Natch | Monday, October 31, 2011 | 11:00 am | 2 Comments
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Happy Halloween, Gasmii! I love this time of year!  Its awesome how  kids become little human pinatas, toppling over easily and thereby sending cascades of goodies into the loving arms of yours truly. J’adore.

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We have quite the All Hallows Eve cast of characters in this week’s episode of Dirty Soap.

We have Kelly, the skeleton, playing lip service to becoming a larger size by learning to cook tofu. She triumphantly calls herself a boon to mankind, and a paragon of health.

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YUP. MY IDEAL.

We also have Hound From Hell, Jenna, once again incinerating Galen’s masculinity in her frosty, frosty arms, as she disapproves of his getting his kids into sports. Fary the Sea Hag makes another appearance, cementing her role as the most condescending bitch in television history. Apparently, she is a professional decorator who specializes in harems. Along the way this week we have signs of the Apocalypse and proof that Hell hath frozen over as I give Farah a compliment and agree with Fary. Hey – it IS the spookiest day of the year!


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Be safe and save some Snickers for me! To check out last week’s recap while you wait for this week, click here!

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S-Natch has spent the better part of her life terrorizing small children molding the tender young minds of America's youth as an elementary school teacher (be afraid, be very afraid).  No longer a menace to the American educational system, S-Natch has just completed her first novel, and is in the process of agent-shopping.  If any of you out there knows of a literary agent hungry for young talent, message her!  S-Natch is a proud Southern Belle hick from the sticks whose hobbies include participating in watermelon-seed-spitting contests and judging other people's lives from the comfort of her living room.  Enjoy, y'all!

2 Comments

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    thatdariamom1332
    Posted October 31, 2011 at 12:24 pm

    Fary reminds me of my own mother…only about 10x worse. I cringed for Nadia the entire episode. Honey, take some advice. It’s NEVER a good idea to ask your mother’s opinion on anything. Boyfriends, your singing talent, redecorating your home into a Persian harem (lol, S-Natch)….And the way she was insulting the other decorator’s taste was abhorrent.

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    S-Natch S-Natch
    Posted November 1, 2011 at 7:42 am

    @Daria – you put it all very well – Preach it, Sistah! (PS – I have one of those moms, too, so I feel your pain!)

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