Glass House Minicap

This week on Glass House, Joy find 4,238 reasons to get upset and pout, Erica still wants to bone Kevin, Stephanie’s bubble is burst, and Jeff attempts to be a messiah.

There’s a kissing contest with the girls versus Jeff.  I nearly barfed at all the tongue.  It was like watching an episode of Rock of Love, but made worse by a gay man and a straight woman doing it.  I hope his beard was clean.

There’s also a game of us telling everyone that they have to walk backwards everywhere and portray their assumed high school persona.  It’s all pretty lame until Erica makes a fool out of herself by camping out in Kevin’s bed.  I’m not going to lie – the walking backwards is actually pretty funny when the mood is serious.  I, myself, have decided to walk away from all arguments backward from now on.

There’s a big argument blow completely out of proportion by Joy over Kevin not sharing the feelings Erica has for him. 

Holly is sent back down the tubes this week – I guess the rest of the viewership feels the same way I do about the imbalance of your beauty to your personality.  Hopefully, Andrea can pump up the drama with her evil Mormon ways.

Mike and Stephanie are chosen for team captains and we learn that Stephanie is not more popular than Mike as she earned the least number of votes out of everyone.  This excites Andrea far more than one would expect, but much to their chagrin the challenge today is a logic puzzle.  Too bad, so sad.  I’m sure no one could guess it, but Stephanie’s team beats Mike’s. 

Jeff comes up with a brilliant plan to send himself down the tubes with Mike, because he’s certain he’s more well-liked than Mike.  It’s a pretty arrogant move, but I prefer to use the word “cocky” when referring to Jeff.  It’s his own fault for being the token gay.

I’ll have the full recap up very soon.  Until then, catch up on last week’s here!

Love,

Sugarbush xoxo

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