Minicap: Famous Food

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By TheNooch | Thursday, September 8, 2011 | 8:04 am | 0 Comments
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mike and lonnie!It’s the day after the grand opening and there are no reservations on the books, again! These celebs can’t seem to be able to bring people to the restaurant with their fame and we all know none of them have friends, except for the money grubbing ones who want everything to be comped.  Mike and Lonnie have made a huge mistake.

Their business plan is: Find a celeb that wants to open a restaurant and ride on the coattails of that celeb’s fame to attain success. Mike and Lonnie have never run into a roadblock where no one cares about the celebs they have partnered with. Lonnie, as much as you want to be the next Donald Trump, you are going to have to put away your dreams of being a competitive reality TV mogul. You’re fired.

But the competition is not over, no matter how badly I wish it were. The celebretards have one last opportunity to win it all by really stepping it up and pulling Mike and Lonnie out of the red that they put them into with all their faulty planning and general stupidity.

Who will rise up as the king of the celebretards? Find out in the full recap!

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