Minicap: The River

The River

By CannedGinger | Tuesday, February 21, 2012 | 9:24 pm | 3 Comments
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Day 14 and already the crew are bitching about no leader or direction? I’ve been thinking that since the beginning of this journey to the middle of nowhere. The screaming of a thousand anvils is deafening us the viewers, time for Lincoln to step up to the obvious role as ship captain.

So are you starting an organ-grinder revue with the Creepy Monkey from Episode 2?

Sweet miracle that Lena’s ridiculous organ routine is interrupted by Jahel finding another ominous sign of paranormal activity, and a replacement for Red Shirt! Of course Jonas is a real jackhole, and he even brought a curse to the Magus to disgust us with Arkansas birds and Mummy insects. Hanging man Jonas gives the crew a chance to prove they are all assholes intent on recreating 12 Angry Men..or Arsenic and Old Lace..or maybe Harvey? Is this AP English or a Tuesday night murder-mystery-horror show?

Hang in there folks, it’s got to get better soon!  It could be worse, I’ll have to watch this again to make it more interesting…sigh.

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CannedGinger

CannedGinger is a techie by day, and TV binge watcher by night.  She can't resist most crap Bravo throws at the audience, and prefers Conan to Leno.  If you are one of her customers calling for support, she'll be listening to WTF on the iPod in one ear -- but you might not be able to tell.  She prefers cats to people most days, because they're more honest.  Bring on the worst TV you can imagine, and she will just enjoy it more since she grew up on a steady diet of MST3K and cheese.  Umm...nice stilton!

3 Comments

  1. 1
    plockeness monster
    Posted February 22, 2012 at 8:40 am

    I liked this weeks episode better than the one before!

  2. 2
    CannedGinger CannedGinger
    Posted February 22, 2012 at 12:02 pm

    I think that this week reminded me more of an episode of Fear Factor. I also have an irrational dislike for squashing bugs and X-Games personalities so that feeds into my distaste. Luckily it looks like next week I’ll get a fun Ghost Ship episode so I bet they will win me back.

  3. 3
    plockeness monster
    Posted February 22, 2012 at 12:10 pm

    The bugs and birds freaked me out. I do like the actor that plays Jonas. He was on Greek. I am also excited b/c it looks like he’ll be around for a little bit!

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