I don’t know about everyone else, but I was holding out hope that this episode would be bloody. There was no bloodshed, but it was still a pretty fun episode to watch.
This week, C-Wow attempts to alienate herself from all of her friends by defending Nora. We are made to believe that Nora deserves sympathy because her face is all messed up from Renee’s vicious claw marks of which she cleverly took pictures on her iPhone so she could whip them out to garner sympathy at will.
Always the voice of reason, Leah maintains the moral line of fighting: “it’s better to beat someone with a chair than it is to throw hateful remarks”. I’ve always wanted to beat someone with a chair, so I fully accept this moral ideal.
We also get to meet the Brianna Gunvalson of this franchise – Pia’s daughter. I promise to know her name by the time I finish the full recap. Pia tries to tell her daughter that she blows guys in the VIP lounge for extra tips, but dances around it like it’s a pole instead. Pia also deflects by telling Brianna of Chicago who her grandfather really is and this girl reacts as any half-way moral person would – disgusted that he sold drugs and participated in the mafia instead of being disgusted at the idea of him being a rat.
Renee talks about the molestation accusations with her brother, who looks like he carries a Louisville Slugger in his coat for just such occasions. This could be a very promising thing here. Am I a disgusting person because I kinda’ want to see what he might do to Nora?
C-Wow and Pia are drifting apart because of the Nora thing while Pia and Renee mend fences and promise to be each other’s soul mate. It’s all very touching. I almost shed a tear.
Also included in this pretty entertaining episode: Pia gives up stripping – or at least ponders it; Leah gets a little sad after looking at Nora’s face (who wouldn’t?); the “Wives” minus Nora cause a scene at a nice restaurant.
I’ll have the full recap up very soon. Until then, catch up on last week’s here!
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