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By Sugarbush | Monday, July 23, 2012 | 10:50 am | 8 Comments
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I don’t know about everyone else, but I was holding out hope that this episode would be bloody.  There was no bloodshed, but it was still a pretty fun episode to watch.

This week, C-Wow attempts to alienate herself from all of her friends by defending Nora.  We are made to believe that Nora deserves sympathy because her face is all messed up from Renee’s vicious claw marks of which she cleverly took pictures on her iPhone so she could whip them out to garner sympathy at will. 

Always the voice of reason, Leah maintains the moral line of fighting: “it’s better to beat someone with a chair than it is to throw hateful remarks”.  I’ve always wanted to beat someone with a chair, so I fully accept this moral ideal. 

We also get to meet the Brianna Gunvalson of this franchise – Pia’s daughter.  I promise to know her name by the time I finish the full recap.  Pia tries to tell her daughter that she blows guys in the VIP lounge for extra tips, but dances around it like it’s a pole instead.  Pia also deflects by telling Brianna of Chicago who her grandfather really is and this girl reacts as any half-way moral person would – disgusted that he sold drugs and participated in the mafia instead of being disgusted at the idea of him being a rat.

Renee talks about the molestation accusations with her brother, who looks like he carries a Louisville Slugger in his coat for just such occasions.  This could be a very promising thing here.  Am I a disgusting person because I kinda’ want to see what he might do to Nora?

C-Wow and Pia are drifting apart because of the Nora thing while Pia and Renee mend fences and promise to be each other’s soul mate.  It’s all very touching.  I almost shed a tear.

Also included in this pretty entertaining episode:  Pia gives up stripping – or at least ponders it; Leah gets a little sad after looking at Nora’s face (who wouldn’t?); the “Wives” minus Nora cause a scene at a nice restaurant.

I’ll have the full recap up very soon.  Until then, catch up on last week’s here!

Love,

Sugarbush xoxo

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Hi, there!  About me...well, let's see.  I like to think of myself as an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, shrouded in a mystery.  Sometimes my personality doesn't even reconcile in my own head.  I'm a really caring and sensitive person, but I have a dark, dry, sarcastic sense of humor which tends gives the impression that I have no soul.  I am married to a great guy who shares my sense of humor and we have a son who, both fortunately and unfortunately, has his mother's personality.   I'm an independent contractor who works from home and keeps the kid all day, everyday.  I've loved to write my whole life and have big, never-to-be-achieved dreams of one day writing a book.  My favorite past time is laughing, which is what brought me to this site.  I can laugh at almost anything, so beware.

8 Comments

  1. 1
    featherhead
    Posted July 23, 2012 at 11:23 am

    I thought Pia’s daughter’s name was Bella? C -Woww was just totally confusing this episode – Nora getting her ass kicked was partly her fault which she convently forgot. She’s the one who told Pia to confront Nora, she’s the one who begged Nora to come back to the party which put her in danger of getting her ass kicked, but Nora is the one who sealed the deal by running her mouth. Boo who – she got her face scratched – she deserved it. Leah was the only one making sense this episode. Nora should be very very afraid of Renee’s brother, he’s one scary mofo!

  2. 2
    featherhead
    Posted July 23, 2012 at 11:27 am

    Oh and I forgot Nutjob Nora’s wine. She looked like she was orgasmic swilling her wine; “feeling her father come into her body ” – she really needs some help if she makes it through this season!

  3. 3
    sheesh sheesh
    Posted July 23, 2012 at 12:05 pm

    Renee’s brother looked like a really young Bill Nighy (if he only had his voice!)
    Just me?

    Nora’s father coming into her body is SUCH an ironic statement after the bullshit statement she threw out to Renee at the party.

    CWow is stupid.

  4. 4
    labowner
    Posted July 23, 2012 at 12:26 pm

    Just as we were entertained by Jack Handy’s “Deep Thoughts” we need to start a list of Leahisms. She is awesome. In a way she reminds me of Rosie from Jersey, full of love and great one liners.

  5. 5
    Sugarbush Sugarbush
    Posted July 23, 2012 at 1:10 pm

    Don’t worry, my dears. I had every intention of addressing Nora’s strange hypocrisy when she talked about her dad entering her while drinking wine. Ew.

  6. 6
    labowner
    Posted July 23, 2012 at 2:46 pm

    Sugar the only way to make that visual worse is if you added “COCK” to your post. Ew is right.

  7. 7
    hot cawfee
    Posted July 24, 2012 at 5:41 am

    Directv pulling VH1 killed me–and now I have cable and no Mobwives—–thank God for Gasmi!!!!!!

    I love Leah and Norah is…..well she is.

  8. 8
    Sunshine
    Posted July 24, 2012 at 9:52 am

    Nora is a piece of shit and I have no sympathy for her at all.
    Leah is awesome. Love this show. Love it. Plus it gives me something to do since I refuse to watch RHONJ any longer because of the family bullshit fights.

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