Fall 2007: The new face of ABC

“I get kicked out for a caveman and shows that I out-performed because I’m not owned by (ABC Television Studios)? So a Chicano can’t be on TV but a caveman can?”

George Lopez isn’t happy about the “really, really white” fall schedule that ABC announced this morning. No George Lopez Show – and no According to Jim– but the Neanderthal family crowd does get Cavemen, staring the… uh… cavemen from the Geico commercials, a sitcom that’s a prime contender for first cancellation of the season.

That Grey’s Anatomy spinoff, Private Practice, gets a Wednesday slot, amid a slew of new one-hour dramas (seven!).

See ABC’s full fall schedule… after the jump…ABC PRIMETIME SCHEDULE FOR FALL 2007-08

* New programs in CAPS

MONDAY
8-9:30 p.m. “Dancing with the Stars”
9:30-10 p.m. “SAM I AM”
10-11 p.m. “The Bachelor”

TUESDAY
8-8:30 p.m. “CAVEMEN”
8:30-9 p.m. “CARPOOLERS”
9-10 p.m. “Dancing with the Stars the Results Show”
10-11 p.m. “Boston Legal”

WEDNESDAY
8-9 p.m.”PUSHING DAISIES”
9-10 p.m. “PRIVATE PRACTICE”
10-11 p.m. “DIRTY SEXY MONEY”

THURSDAY
8-9 p.m. “Ugly Betty”
9-10 p.m. “Grey’s Anatomy”
10-11 p.m. “BIG SHOTS”

FRIDAY
8-9 p.m. “Men in Trees”
9-10 p.m. “WOMEN’S MURDER CLUB”
10-11 p.m. “20/20″

SATURDAY
8-11 p.m. “Saturday Night College Football”

SUNDAY
7-8 p.m. “America’s Funniest Home Videos”
8-9 p.m. “Extreme Makeover: Home Edition”
9-10 p.m. “Desperate Housewives”
10-11 p.m. “Brothers & Sisters”

(* UPDATE: “CASHMERE MAFIA,” “Notes from The Underbelly” and “October Road” will join the schedule after “Dancing with the Stars” and “The Bachelor” conclude their fall runs.)

–Tabloid Baby