(Alleged) BlowHan

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By madeyoulaugh | | 11:39 am | 39 Comments

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“Mmmmmm, lunch!!”

What follows is totally alleged. Should any lawyers read this, read it as you would Ziggy or that silly Peanuts crowd. Nothing in this post should be taken with any sort of weight that could say, spawn a defamation law suit. In fact, just consider this a fairytale.

“It’s cocaine and diet pills.� TVgasm has learned from a source close to Lindsay Lohan that her shrinking, frail frame is not the result of an eating disorder, but of a coke addiction mixed will diet pill abuse.

Rumors have been circulating the Hollywood party scene for quite a while about Lindsay’s bathroom stall antics with other celebutants such as Nicole Richie and even an Olsen twin, though TVgasm didn’t really care on account of the fact that it was Lindsay Lohan and even in a vacuum, she sucks.

But once an acquaintance of mine, and part of the Lohan elite, agreed to give me some confirmation information on conditions of anonymity, suddenly it peaked [sic] my journalistic interest. Crazy Blowhan’s “partying is getting out of control,� the source reports. “She’s gone from occasional coke use to a full on fiend; it’s scary.�

39 Comments

  1. 1
    Ashes
    Posted June 7, 2005 at 12:08 pm

    When I was visiting with my cousins recently, we watched the DVD of the more recent version of The Parent Trap. There was an interview with young Lindsay. It actually made me pretty sad to see it–the girl had potential and seemed so sweet and balanced, and now look at her.

  2. 2
    British
    Posted June 7, 2005 at 12:25 pm

    There goes that Disney contract*!

    * I do not know if she has a contract with Disney or not, nor do I care.

  3. 3
    ms panic
    Posted June 7, 2005 at 12:31 pm

    I like how in all her interviews… she says she lost weight for a movie role….. So…. is the movie about a coke-head freak who loses 50 pounds??

  4. 4
    Posted June 7, 2005 at 12:45 pm

    Sadly, it actually would make sense if it was true!

  5. 5
    Amanda
    Posted June 7, 2005 at 12:53 pm

    Not at all shocking.
    Her appearance has changed so much. I saw some pics from her recent appearance at the Wango Tango concert and her eyes were crazy, she looked totally strung out,not to mention sickly skeletal with all the ribs in her back showing.

  6. 6
    Katrina
    Posted June 7, 2005 at 2:12 pm

    Anyone who doesnt believe this is insane. Its been obvious for a loooong time she is a coke addict. She has aged faster than anyone else Ive ever seen, the girl is 18 and looks like shes pushing 40! Drugs, cigs, and partying will do that to you I guess.

  7. 7
    Posted June 7, 2005 at 2:15 pm

    I have it on good authority that Blowhan blew a rather loaded Collin Farrel on a dancefloor during a recent coke binge. That said, who hasn’t, but still its news worthy.

  8. 8
    Posted June 7, 2005 at 2:19 pm

    Anybody remember several months ago when someone found Lohans wallet in NYC with some blow,it had her I.D. in it too.

    I remember it being posted at http://www.thatsjustnotright.com if not other places.

  9. 9
    constantinesbiatch
    Posted June 7, 2005 at 2:30 pm

    Not to mention when the whole sidekick debacle happened and one of the texts to Paris from Lindsay was about planting “blow” on Ashley Simpson.

  10. 10
    em
    Posted June 7, 2005 at 3:18 pm

    omg it is SO obvious as soon as i saw the pics of how skinny she got, there wsa not a question in my mind

  11. 11
    Posted June 7, 2005 at 3:57 pm

    Her E! True Hollywood story premiers this Sunday! Do you think this will be in it?

  12. 12
    wendy
    Posted June 7, 2005 at 4:12 pm

    LA–doubtful. It’s probably some fluff piece. I’m sure the “real story” behind her weight loss wont come out till later.

  13. 13
    Mikey
    Posted June 7, 2005 at 6:55 pm

    I can’t say who I work for as I’m at a high-profile firm, but I was at the MTV Awards and in very close contact with Lindsay… all I can say is, she is obviously doing blow. You gotta listen to her talk, it sounds like she’s been strung out at Shelter every night in the VIP lounge. Not that I was terribly surprised by this, but it was the first time I’d seen her in a while and she has the telltale signs–washed out skin, heavy marks around her eyes, scratchy voice. I wish her the best, but if she doesn’t get off this kick soon, there is trouble ahead.

  14. 14
    Katrina
    Posted June 7, 2005 at 9:54 pm

    Hey, TVGasm is famous for this article now! Every gossip site Ive gone to today has this article posted!

  15. 15
    Posted June 8, 2005 at 6:04 am

    Please tell me you banged this hot slutty drunk friend of Lindsay Lohan?

    All us geeks in our moms basements need to know.

    Man I type real good with one hand….

  16. 16
    Debbie
    Posted June 8, 2005 at 6:57 am

    I knew it! She and Nicole Richie. I knew it had to be cocaine. Her mother says she’s just “getting healthy”. Crazy world of Hollywood.

  17. 17
    Anne
    Posted June 8, 2005 at 7:37 am

    I just want to say that you should all leave her alone it is her life and decision. Let me know when all of you are perfect!!!

  18. 18
    velvetqjones
    Posted June 8, 2005 at 8:00 am

    No shit! Listen, anyone who has worked in or around the entertainment industry (specifically from my experience, the fashion industry) knows that blow use among actors, models, and industry professionals is rampant. It comes as no surprise that Lohan does a ton of coke! Of course she does, and of course so does Nicole Richie, Paris Hilton, Jessica Simpson, and any other starlet and/or entertainer you can think of…

  19. 19
    cally
    Posted June 8, 2005 at 8:14 am

    Anne,
    the next time one of us voluntarily steps into the public eye to commnad millions of dollars for two months work, demands special treatment and favors everywhere we go, demands free stuff from every company we come in contact with, knows that young girls watch what we do because of our fame, fortune, and age, yet we still live as selfishly as possible and throw away our health, beauty, and talent over drugs and parties, feel free to draw a comparison between us and Lindsay Lohan. Sure we all have faults and I know that she has family problems, but that doesn’t excuse her. Just because her life is up to her doesn’t make any or all of her choice right. Most of us aren’t deliberately living a destructive lifestyle at the rate and with the gusto and attitude she is.

  20. 20
    LR
    Posted June 8, 2005 at 9:04 am

    Your journalistic interest was “peaked”? Are you sure it wasn’t “piqued”?

  21. 21
    Krystal
    Posted June 8, 2005 at 9:24 am

    Sad, but true. Lindsay started doing blow once she started hanging out with Paris. Funny how no one mentions Paris’s habits. Anyway, as an LAer myself who happens to hang at a lot of the same places as the celebs mentioned above, I have seen it for myself.

    I will say, though, I’ve never seen Jessica S. touch anything other than alcohol. And, even then, I’ve never seen her out of control. Still dumb as heck, but actually sweet and fun-loving.

  22. 22
    Carol
    Posted June 8, 2005 at 9:41 am

    Can’t stand the BITCH for the fact that she presents herself as Miss… I don’t drink nor do I spoke and she’ll probably say… she never has done drugs. She’s just like her dad and she needs to open her eyes and admit that. This is probably why she can’t stand being around her own father, because he is what she is in a male version. Her mother treats her like a friend, in which she should be advising her to change her ways. Anyhow, I think she’s ugly… come on she always looks orange………………………………………………………………..

  23. 23
    Em
    Posted June 8, 2005 at 10:00 am

    Carry, you should keep in mind that we aren’t living the same life as Lindsay Lohan does. Therefore we have no idea how hard is is to deal with bad publicity and all that. So I would recommend that you don’t ever try to relate to her, or try to understand what’s all happening to her, because you will never be able to. So just stop it. Leave her alone.
    a friend

  24. 24
    wha
    Posted June 8, 2005 at 10:54 am

    Hey Em,

    Who’s Carry? And gee, every time I get bad publicity I immediately turn to drugs. Or maybe I get bad publicity because of the drugs. Hmmmmmm.

  25. 25
    constantinesbiatch
    Posted June 8, 2005 at 11:02 am

    em,
    Give me a freakin break!!!! Cry me a freakin river!!! WAAAA! Poor poor lindsay? You sound like you are probably doing blow right next to her. Trust me, the girl wouldn’t have BAD publicity if she wasn’t doing BAD things. The ones that get the bad publicity are the ones who are doing the shit, ok? Look at Jennifer Garner..she has her act together and doesn’t deal with any of that crap and the press shows that in how they treat her. Everything (bad publicity, etc) that Lindsay or any of these hollywood blow whores gets is because they set themselves up for it. Eyes are watching you in Hollywood, and if you dont have your act together you will be exposed for it. And no matter what she is going through, its no excuse to do drugs, she put herself in that position all on her own. She didn’t like that boys never paid attention to her, so she decided to start hanging out with Paris Hilton and screw up her life. She is just like her father, a loser, and so is her mother who probably does coke with her!

  26. 26
    j
    Posted June 8, 2005 at 11:13 am

    as someone who knew lindsay waaaaay back since she was eleven or twelve, let me just say she was a bitch back then and there’s no excuse for that…period.

  27. 27
    Fingers Crossed
    Posted June 8, 2005 at 11:20 am

    I hope this is true – she’s my hail mary at winning our friendly circle’s celebrity death game – her age is a huge bonus.

  28. 28
    sum1
    Posted June 8, 2005 at 11:39 am

    she is defitely doin coke. i mean look at her. she got waaay too skinny waay too fast. and she is aging very quickly. she looks like shes at least in her late 30s.

  29. 29
    Ashes
    Posted June 8, 2005 at 12:44 pm

    j, how did you know her? Obviously my impression of her from an interview in her early acting days could be wrong and she could have been fake or well-coached even at a young age. Either way, it is still sad to see someone who is only 18 get involved with people who clearly don’t care and will help her risk her life to be thin and popular. And it’s also sad to me that no one in her life cares enough to step in and stop her, money, fame, and publicity issues aside.

  30. 30
    jfo
    Posted June 8, 2005 at 1:12 pm

    I don’t think that this post about Lohan using drugs is up to the typical high standards of TVgasm reporting. I come to this site for the snarky recaps of television shows. Speculation about Lohan is just rumors and isn’t worth posting.

    Please don’t post stupid information like this in the future, it messes with my enjoyment of your tv show recaps.

  31. 31
    madeyoulaugh
    Posted June 8, 2005 at 2:04 pm

    jfo,

    I can’t defend that, you’re absolutely right. But it is a good source, and a slow news day. Some gasm is better than no gasm, no?

    -MYL

  32. 32
    Doug in Boston
    Posted June 8, 2005 at 3:47 pm

    It’s “piqued my interest,” not “peaked my interest.”

  33. 33
    madeyoulaugh
    Posted June 8, 2005 at 3:55 pm

    hmmm,

    Is it “who” cares? or “whom” cares? I think “who”

    MYL

  34. 34
    Moonknight
    Posted June 8, 2005 at 4:34 pm

    I agree with a number of the posts her about Lindsay Blowhan an yes she deserves to be mocked for her outrageous behavior! No I am everyone else aren’t perfect,but she is having the world handed to her on a silver platter & she is totally scewing it up!
    Disney will dump her if she doesn’t stop, no other studio will sign her and with her skills/work history she will be doing drive-up at Taco Bell , that is if she can pass the drug test LOL What a tragic shame an waste of such a formerly beautiful woman , this is SAD !

  35. 35
    Cat
    Posted June 8, 2005 at 7:22 pm

    Im not sure whether or not Lindsay is doing coke, but I wouldn’t be all that surprised cuz I’m sure lots on the Hollywood party circuit do it. Krystal, which celebrities have u seen doing coke? I agree that its really interesting that as much as Paris is in the press, there have never been any drug stories about her.

  36. 36
    Lisa
    Posted June 8, 2005 at 7:47 pm

    I don’t know about Paris, but I know it is common knowledge on the set of That Seventies Show that Wilder Valderama is a coke head. Coincidence, probably not. She has probably been doing it ince she started dating him.

  37. 37
    nony
    Posted June 8, 2005 at 8:20 pm

    for one thing, you can’t judge a person for having a drug addiction until you’ve been in that position. d.a.r.e. has taught us all the textbook reasons why they are bad, and there are few people who do these drugs who honestly believe they aren’t hurting themselves. i don’t judge lindsay at all, but im so sad for her because if an addict doesn’t have someone who really loves them to pull them out of it, they will spiral down and down. i can’t imagine what it’s like to be a celebrity and have the added pressures as well as access/funds to/for drugs, but it’s clear that the girl’s mom isn’t trying to help at all. poor kid.

  38. 38
    Katrina
    Posted June 8, 2005 at 10:20 pm

    Jessica Simpson is a coke fiend too. When Paris’s phone got hacked there were messages from Lindsay to Paris and Lindsay said she saw Jessica doing coke at a club…on two different occasions.

  39. 39
    SmackMacDaddy
    Posted June 8, 2005 at 10:27 pm

    Be happy she’s doing cocaine -at the moment SHE is! She’s helping the US economy as a purchaser. What are YOU doing to help? She supplies pushers with money with which they buy illegal (and legal) weapons. This is good considering US Steel is faulting with GM’s problems at the moment.

    She’s helping the overal GDP (of a few countries). When she’s in the bedroom she blows; when she’s out on the town she blows! And soon (if), upon kicking the habit and becoming fat again, while swimming we’ll say: LOOK AT THAT FATASS – “Dar she blows!”.

    If you’re Ricky Martin you bang (terrorist threat or just a horny gay Chihuahua?) – but as Lindsey, you blow!

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