American Airlines: Not A Fire-Crotch Fan

Miscellaneous TV

By B-Side | | 3:18 pm | 10 Comments

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Just glancing through the AAtractions magazine I stole from American Airlines, I couldn’t help noticing the tiny blurbs they’ve published about the various films the airliner will be showing. Most of the descriptions are fairly generic, but then there’s the two lines for the Lindsay Lohan bomb, Just My Luck. The magazine immediately takes a snarky tone, writing, “Miss Lohan describes it as ‘a little bit of an over-the-top comedy, but it’s funny and it’s cute and it’s silly.’ You decide.” OH REALLY! I think that was American Airlines’ way of saying, “She says it’s good, not us. (It’s a giant turd).” Here’s to hoping I get to see the movie on my return flight. That indeed will be just my luck! (Get it?)

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10 Comments

  1. 1
    murphena
    Posted September 26, 2006 at 3:21 pm

    A friend of mine saw this on a recent flight and described it as “possibly the worst movie ever made”.

  2. 2
    mikey
    Posted September 26, 2006 at 3:49 pm

    I was on a flight recently from Taipei to Tokyo where the description of one of the films was even more blunt. (I don’t remember which film, but it was up there with “Just My Luck” for overall loathesomeness). The blurb for passengers was lifted apparently from a review of the movie that wasn’t so favorable. Damn… I wish I had taken a picture. If only I were as clever a B-Side!

  3. 3
    Donna Martin Graduates!
    Posted September 26, 2006 at 4:19 pm

    It can’t be worse than Freddy Got Fingered, can it? jebus help us if it is.

    I’m only saying that bc I didn’t see Battleship Earth…

  4. 4
    Ubiquitous
    Posted September 26, 2006 at 4:38 pm

    Don’t make wishes you don’t want to come true, B-Side. I’m jus’ sayin’.

  5. 5
    LagunaBeached
    Posted September 26, 2006 at 5:02 pm

    I hear “Georgia Rule” and “Bobby” are suppose to be good. But I still laugh at American Airlines! C’mon the movie was a total bomb. I don’t feel bad for Lindsay at all. I use to. Not anymore. She’s just a little publicity whore who denies it, but enjoys every photo the paparazzi take.

  6. 6
    someonespecial
    Posted September 26, 2006 at 5:52 pm

    Haha, funny. I had the unfortunate occasion to actually pay money to see it. And the only reason why I did was because I really like Samaire Armstrong, but I’m not sure whether it was worth it because her clothes were sort of ugly in the movie. Oh, and the guy is pretty good looking too.

  7. 7
    jess
    Posted September 26, 2006 at 7:45 pm

    Did you swipe a copy of the Skymall catalogue too, B-Side? And if so, could you please post some goofy pics from that as well (e.g., the animatronic chimp head or the hotdog toaster)?

  8. 8
    Posted September 26, 2006 at 8:27 pm

    weird in first where we get “celbrated living–a magazine for premium class passengers” they describe “just my luck” as a “simplistic and droll ‘comedy’ starring a fire crotch-y zaftig liability for any move studio. pairs well with the montrachet ’98″

    coincidence? I THINK NOT

  9. 9
    nico-co
    Posted September 27, 2006 at 6:55 am

    the curtains don’t match the carpet

  10. 10
    meeshie
    Posted September 27, 2006 at 10:44 am

    Absolutely BRILL!

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