And The Tarshi Goes To…

Miscellaneous TV

By madeyoulaugh | Monday, April 11, 2005 | 12:43 pm | 8 Comments

Well, I for one was completely impressed by the caliber of titles the TVGasm readers came up with for the new Britney Federline show. It was so hard to pick who would recieve a Tarshi Bar for reasons of two. 1) They were all very good & 2) the Tarshi Bar is so nasty, I’m not sure it is truly a reward.

In the end, the list was whittled down to a top 11. From which a Top 4 emerged.

#5 – 11, in no particular order are.

PreWhiteTrashPic.jpgMy Trucker Hat Life

The Baby Daddy Hour!

NewlyFeds!

Hit Me Baby One More Time

Americas Next Top Fat Ex-American Idol

Desperate Househusbands

Hitched, Baby, One more time

before I continue to trash Britney any further, let us take a moment to really see this womans fall from grace. The once stunningly sexy Britney helped many a young men discover other things to do in the bathroom with mom’s body lotion has now morphed into, well….this.

AND THE TARSHI BAR GOES TO….Lyzzy for
D CUPS AND PRENUPS

TinkerbellAPixie for
WITH THIS RING, I THEE FED

Jess for
LAW & ORDER: HE CAPRIS UNIT

&

The Good Doctor for
SHE AINT HEAVY: SHE’S HIS LOVER

Congrats to all of you, we will be contacting you to find out where to send your prizes to. And remember, there are no losers. Only winners, and idiots with terribly unfunny ideas.

Madeyoulaugh, OUT!

8 Comments

  1. 1
    The Good Doctor
    Posted April 11, 2005 at 6:13 pm

    Can I donate my TARSHI bar to the Tsunami Relief?
    THE GOOD DOCTOR

  2. 2
    The English Patient
    Posted April 11, 2005 at 6:35 pm

    He is a GOOD doctor. Living and breating the hypocratic oath.

  3. 3
    khaled
    Posted April 11, 2005 at 7:08 pm

    i was robbed, robbed i tell ya, robbed…and by the way, she was never sexy and will always be stunningly awful. peace.

  4. 4
    TinkerbellAPixie TinkerbellAPixie
    Posted April 11, 2005 at 7:43 pm

    I’d like to thank God, my parents, Made You Laugh and most of all Kevin and Britney for without their wife beating, trailer trashing, cig smoking, belly growing antics – I wouldn’t have had a chance at the prize.

    Wow – a tarshi bar, a real live tarshi bar.

    *Wanders off with visions of MYL’s tarshi bile dancing in her head*

  5. 5
    joslyn
    Posted April 11, 2005 at 8:52 pm

    Brit can’t really look like that now, can she? Is that photo doctored? I was just reading my US Weekly and thinking, damn she looks just terrible all the time. I mean you can be low-key and casual without looking like a bussdown with weave tracks showing everywhere. I have never been a fan, but even if you are not a fan, you gotta admit she used to be a cute girl with a bangin’ shape. What a shame.

  6. 6
    Todd
    Posted April 12, 2005 at 5:27 am

    It was just an honor to make it into the final 11.

    If Britney was so g-d pathetic, I could have been funnier and won me a tarshi bar. DAMNIT!

  7. 7
    bat_music
    Posted April 12, 2005 at 5:57 am

    britney benefitted from the joys of the airbrush – it could make medusa look sweet.

  8. 8
    spikegrl
    Posted April 12, 2005 at 5:57 am

    No one must have entered “Hit MY baby one more time.”

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