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We showed you the sexiest. Now what about “The Wimpiest”? You know, the metrosexuals, weaklings and girliemen of the television world. Not that we’d ever single them out. We’re fans of Top Design here. But the boys at Stuffmagazine.com have just sent over their list of The Wimpiest Men on TV.
So who do they name? Hannity? O’Reilly? Leno? Dice? Trump?
Naw… Topping their list is Duff Goldman, the blowtorch-wielding baker from the Food Network’s Ace of Cakes. They give him a “Wussiness Factor” of “Nine red velvet cupcakes,” explaining: “The fact is that he makes cakes.”
We don’t know about this one. Next thing you know, those macho puking chick-pulling boyos at Stuffmagazine.com (“Please note that this list is NOT affliated with the magazine” they ask– somewhat wimpily) will be razzing on Ryan Seacrest and Carson Daly!
But they at least open the floor to debate. So see if their list matches yours, if you’d ever have one…We knew it!
American Idol‘s Ryan Seacrest
Wussiness factor: 10 jumbo-size jars of hair gel
“Ryan is prettier than most of the female contestants Idol has seen over the past few seasons…”
American Chopper: The Series‘ Mikey
Wussiness factor: Seven pairs of chaps
“The only reason he probably seems wimpy is because he’s surrounded by the imposing stature and facial hair of his brother and father…”
South Park‘s Butters
Wussiness factor: Eight days at the camp for bicurious children
“Seeing him be so terribly violated by Cartman on Wednesday’s episode made us feel genuinely bad for the little guy….”
Wussiness factor: Eight years since he dated Jennifer Love Hewitt
“Daly has been hitting the treadmill and has worked his way down to what looks like about 90 pounds of annoying talk-show host…”
Read Stuffmagazine.com’s complete analysis here.