Britney Spears Prepares to Spawn

15 Comments

1. 1
   Chris
   Posted April 12, 2005 at 3:20 pm

   Wonder what the name will be….my money is on Shar if its a girl, that would be precious!

2. 2
   madeyoulaugh
   Posted April 12, 2005 at 3:27 pm

   Great, nothing sexier than a single mom….ooops the Gasmini has had another Vision!

3. 3
   wendy
   Posted April 12, 2005 at 3:42 pm

   kevin sure likes to spread his seed around.

4. 4
   Chris
   Posted April 12, 2005 at 3:52 pm

   I Kelly Britney! I wonder where they’re gonna register for the baby shower…whitetrashRus, or maybe at truck stops across the nation? Maybe they’ll name the baby Brevin or Kitney? Or maybe Cheetos, or Lil’ Pimp? This so beats Whitney’s “crack is whack” and Mariah’s meltdown. Brit Brit for president!

5. 5
   Amy
   Posted April 12, 2005 at 4:25 pm

   Well I guess since he thinks he’ll be the next Eminem (hold on, I need a few moments to stop laughing)…………………….maybe he’ll actually support this child. So long as he doesn’t leave the Mrs. for a bigger star when she’s 7 months pregnant.

6. 6
   mellymel
   Posted April 12, 2005 at 4:33 pm

   I know the contest is already over, but how about “Baby, one more momma”

7. 7
   laska
   Posted April 12, 2005 at 4:36 pm

   The horror! The horror! Please excuse me while I go bleach my brain to get this vile information out of it…

8. 8
   madeyoulaugh
   Posted April 12, 2005 at 4:53 pm

   do you think they push the beer cans off the bed before they do it?

9. 9
   LEah3t
   Posted April 12, 2005 at 4:58 pm

   i’m going to make a pre-emptive call to child protective serices now…..

10. 10
    laska
    Posted April 12, 2005 at 5:02 pm

    NBC should use this as free publicity for their mini-series “Revelations”– the birth of the AntiChrist is here!

11. 11
    hazasaem
    Posted April 12, 2005 at 7:22 pm

    I may be a little rusty on my bible trivia…but isn’t this one of the signs of the apocalypse?? Let’s see…there’s an earthquake, check. The sun turns black, I think we’ve had enough eclipses to qualify for that requirement, check. The moon turns blood red, well, I was down with the flu for a great deal of February, so I might have missed that, so I’ll just say, check. The stars fell (Halle Berry, from Oscar winner to Catwoman, need I say more?), check. The sky rolled back as a scroll, and I have no background in meteorology, so someone get back to me on that one. And, finally, the Earth’s population was terrified….Britney and Kevin spawn….yes, truly terrifying.
    By the by, this post is in GOOD FUN, so all you persons of the cloth who are TVgasm addicts can leave me alone, I’m sure I’m probably WRONG on a few of those….sheesh.

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    Katrina
    Posted April 12, 2005 at 8:21 pm

    That poor child…

13. 13
    jack
    Posted April 13, 2005 at 7:10 am

    well, at least now she’ll have an excuse for having gotten so fat.

14. 14
    D
    Posted April 13, 2005 at 2:05 pm

    OH MY GOD!! I’m laughing so hard at the Kid Rock giving birth to vomit comment!!! That is freaking CLASSIC!!!
    I just found out I’m pregnant too – maybe we could have our baby showers together or something!! Of course, I don’t think all of our friends will fit in her double wide….

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    Boisegal
    Posted April 13, 2005 at 3:50 pm

    Theme song to Brit’s & Kev’s new show (tune from the Beverly Hillbillies) by Aaron Even

    Come and listen to a story about girl named Brit…
    Had so much dough, she didn’t know what to do with
    it..
    Then one day she acting like a tool…
    And what do you know, she married a fool…
    Kevin that is…
    Mr. Shar Jackson…
    Well the first thing you know, she’s yellin at the
    press…
    Tellin them to go, she likes wearing a big ol’ dress
    So she made a deal to get a show on tv, and they
    called it white trash reality…

    Barefoot pregnant style..