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I don’t often watch Celebrity Fit Club, but after seeing the commercials for this week’s episode, I had to check out the much-ballyhooed Jeff Conaway meltdown. It did not disappoint. For those of you needing a little context, here’s the situation. Basically, he was high. That’s all you need, right?
“You see this shoe? I will THROW it at you! It will be THROWN! I am JEFF CONAWAY!”
“I did a show called Taxi, one of the biggest shows ever! I did a show called Grease, one of the biggest movies ever!” That was actually a real quote.
At the workout, Jeff shows up wasted. Let the saliva montage begin!
Kelly Le Brock survived marriage to Steaven Seagal. Freaking her out is a major accomplishment. Kudos, Jeff.
“This headdress was in a show called Taxi. One of the biggest headdresses EVER!”
“Don’t hate me because my face is HUGE.”
In other news, I think Bruce Vilanch just ate Countess Vaughn.
Sorry, still taking in the sight.
Back at the weigh-in, Jeff says “I don’t do drugs.”
What was he saying about drugs again?
Jeff confesses, “I am on prescription drugs, yes!” Really? COULDN’T TELL.
“I’m not a doctor, but I play one on TV. Oh look, a butterfly!”
I think I might pick up a drug habit just so I can say my support group is Chastity Bono, Young MC, Countess Vaughn, and Bruce Vilanch.