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By B-Side | Sunday, January 8, 2006 | 3:13 pm | 29 Comments
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I don’t often watch Celebrity Fit Club, but after seeing the commercials for this week’s episode, I had to check out the much-ballyhooed Jeff Conaway meltdown. It did not disappoint. For those of you needing a little context, here’s the situation. Basically, he was high. That’s all you need, right?

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For no real reason, Jeff freaks out in front of the judges.

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“You see this shoe? I will THROW it at you! It will be THROWN! I am JEFF CONAWAY!”

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“I did a show called Taxi, one of the biggest shows ever! I did a show called Grease, one of the biggest movies ever!” That was actually a real quote.

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At the workout, Jeff shows up wasted. Let the saliva montage begin!

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Kelly Le Brock survived marriage to Steaven Seagal. Freaking her out is a major accomplishment. Kudos, Jeff.

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“This headdress was in a show called Taxi. One of the biggest headdresses EVER!”

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“Don’t hate me because my face is HUGE.”

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In other news, I think Bruce Vilanch just ate Countess Vaughn.

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Sorry, still taking in the sight.

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Back at the weigh-in, Jeff says “I don’t do drugs.”

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What was he saying about drugs again?

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Jeff confesses, “I am on prescription drugs, yes!” Really? COULDN’T TELL.

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“I’m not a doctor, but I play one on TV. Oh look, a butterfly!”

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I think I might pick up a drug habit just so I can say my support group is Chastity Bono, Young MC, Countess Vaughn, and Bruce Vilanch.

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29 Comments

  1. 1
    TinkerbellAPixie
    Posted January 8, 2006 at 4:13 pm

    Great recap B-side. Will anyone be recapping the Flava Flav frightfest?

  2. 2
    Anais
    Posted January 8, 2006 at 4:21 pm

    B-Side you really should consider doing the recap of this show, please, please do, every show is filled with moments like those of jeff.

  3. 3
    Lizardqueen
    Posted January 8, 2006 at 4:34 pm

    I was just watching Grease yesterday thinking I kinda had a crush on Kanickie. I’m over it. Nice squishy rack though. John Travolta was even appealing to me when he was doing the “dance off” with Cha Cha. His head and body seem to have tripled in size since those days.

    Kelly LeBrock is fat now too? WTF?

    Why is Tempestt Bledsoe on the show? She looks pretty good. I think it should really be reserved for our tubbiest d-listers.

  4. 4
    Mark
    Posted January 8, 2006 at 5:15 pm

    If you do a recap of the Flava Flav show, I will stop coming to this Web site.

    Not really, but I’ll be disappointed that you’re helping promote the show. I really do not want anyone on the VH1 staff to suggest a fourth Flava Flav reality show.

  5. 5
    Volcat
    Posted January 8, 2006 at 5:21 pm

    LMAO, B-side. I don’t know which is worse-the man-boobs or the salivafest! He needs to talk to Mr. Costanza and Kramer about getting a Manzier (Bro!).

    I’ll have to check out one of the encore presentations. According to VH1.com, it will be on at 9:00 and 11:00 EST tonight.

  6. 6
    RealityTV4Me
    Posted January 8, 2006 at 5:53 pm

    As a woman with fairly perky breasts myself, I must say that I am just a wee bit jealous of Jeff’s knockers. Oh, wait. TMI?

  7. 7
    UglyCutie
    Posted January 8, 2006 at 8:08 pm

    I saw the meltdown. He kept saying it was Benedryl, but then he let it slip that he took muscle relaxers. Those babies will do it. The doctor once prescribed those for back spasms and half a pill sent me to lala land. Jeff looked like he took the whole friggin bottle!

  8. 8
    Helenann
    Posted January 8, 2006 at 10:15 pm

    Reality…I second that envy. It’s like some drag queens I know–they look better in dresses than I do!
    I just can’t see Chastity going all lipstick, though. She seems pretty comfy being herself. And Kelly LeBrock said she liked being fat because she wasn’t always the center of men’s desire that way…
    Yesh, yesh, yesh, that’s why I am chun-kay too! Too many men hitting on me inspired me to bloat just to keep them at bay. Damn men!

  9. 9
    zoobabe
    Posted January 9, 2006 at 5:05 am

    I guess instead of giving out hickeys now, Kanickie can just let himself get felt up! They do look perky though, so I agree with the other ladies.

  10. 10
    Shoe-In
    Posted January 9, 2006 at 9:57 am

    After watching this episode it really made me question all that time I spent staring at the Knickie posters on my bedroom wall.

  11. 11
    scorpiella
    Posted January 9, 2006 at 10:55 am

    Oh my God! Does he have some sort of hormonal imbalance? Those are not man boobs, those (minus the hair) are boob boobs!

  12. 12
    hazasaem
    Posted January 9, 2006 at 11:03 am

    If only he had said, “Being on Taxi and Grease is a 30 BILLION DOLLAR INDUSTRY” But, he signed on for drug dependence, which is a 70 ZILLION DOLLAR INDUSTRY instead.
    Kenickie, Kenickie….where art thou?

  13. 13
    derder
    Posted January 9, 2006 at 12:54 pm

    I have taken Benadryl and Muscle relaxers… I am certain those weren’t the drugs in question here. More like Oxycontin, Percocet or Vicodin. Your not fooling me, buddy.

  14. 14
    derder
    Posted January 9, 2006 at 1:17 pm

    OH MY GOD- WHAT WAS THAT?
    I am sitting here reading comments- and all of a sudden somebody is telling me to “say something!!! WHAAAT??”
    Nice touch, guys- freaked the hell out of me!

  15. 15
    America's Next Top Fan
    Posted January 9, 2006 at 1:36 pm

    Finally, you guys have caught up to this show. 2 seasons 2 late but keep recapping. Best Damn Celebreality Crap EVAH.

  16. 16
    Keyser Soze
    Posted January 9, 2006 at 1:38 pm

    If you photoshopped the chest hair out, that would be a nice set of boobies. They are quite perky.

  17. 17
    aeb
    Posted January 9, 2006 at 1:58 pm

    oh, scary show. scary scary show.

  18. 18
    damn_gina
    Posted January 9, 2006 at 2:23 pm

    I’m w/ Tink- we need a Flav recap. If they enjoyed the Jeff debacle- oooh the trash on Flav would be a DELIGHT!

  19. 19
    Lizardqueen
    Posted January 9, 2006 at 2:26 pm

    Is the Benadryl-Soma cocktail taken intravenously or through the nose? derder? EdHill? Actually, never mind EdHill. I fear you mix it all with Pop Rocks to make an effervescent suppository and that I can not handle knowing right now. Also, derder, please elaborate on comment #14. Was your computer talking to you? Or was the stuff kicking in? I will keep checking out your blog too. I, like your mom, think it’s great!

  20. 20
    derder
    Posted January 9, 2006 at 2:32 pm

    LQ- that is too damned funny! And maybe I was hallucinating- (although it’s been years since I have taken drugs)… but I swear to GOD- I was sitting here reading the comment section and all of a sudden “Say something- WHAAAA?” kept repeating- I am guessing the boys are playing with some sounds to possibly integrate into TVGasm. B-Side, J-Unit- Help me out here- people are gonna think I’m f’in crazy.

  21. 21
    Belinda
    Posted January 9, 2006 at 3:41 pm

    This is the funniest recap ever…..the pictures are killer – yes, they make me want to die.

    What the hell happened to Kelly Le Brock? I can’t even quote “Don’t hate me because I’m beautiful” any more. And Chasity – Goodness – that sweet little thing is so, so……not that sweet LITTLE thing any longer.

    derder, I’d go with the Oxycontin or maybe Diloded.

  22. 22
    derder
    Posted January 9, 2006 at 7:36 pm

    Well, no comment from J-Unit or B-Side yet, so apparently I have actually stepped over the edge into the abyss. I will be checking myself in tomorrow afternoon. Talk to you all in 3-6 months. (how long do they keep you in the Nut Hut anyway)?

  23. 23
    Podger
    Posted January 9, 2006 at 8:51 pm

    OMG. The gasm has just got to start recapping this show. In the first epi, Jeff was saying how he was taking his “vitamins”. Yeah, right. If those are vitamins, then I am a sexy, ANTM vixen (insert your own joke here). PLEASE GASM-GODS, let’s start recapping this one.

  24. 24
    Podger
    Posted January 9, 2006 at 8:52 pm

    PS – Those are quite a set of man-boobs.

  25. 25
    ZombyWoof
    Posted January 10, 2006 at 12:31 am

    WOW! I used to go Ga-Ga over Kelli LeBrock back in high school (See ‘Weird Science’). I was convinced that she was the perfect woman back then…Now that I’m older (and my tastes have matured somewhat) I must admit that seeing Ms. LeBrock’s *perfect* butt almost made me pop my cork. The image of her wigglin’ her booty when they show her stats, is enough to make me feel like a teen again!
    Then I look at Bruce Vilanch and go limp as a biskit!

  26. 26
    Beth
    Posted January 10, 2006 at 9:36 am

    OMG, he is so gross. I’ve always like him but seeing him like this? No, thanks.

    I thought definitely it must be pills the way he is slurring his words and got that nasty spit mouth. And those moobs? Ugh.

    I don’t think Countess, Kelly, and Tempest are very overweight at all but as actresses, they obviously feel they need to be “skinny” skinny to compete in Hollywood.

  27. 27
    2 Old 4 This
    Posted January 10, 2006 at 1:07 pm

    If a “hickey from Kenickie is like a Hallmark card”, then these titties from Kenickie are the whole Gold Crown Store!

  28. 28
    zengolfguy
    Posted January 13, 2006 at 5:32 am

    I finally got around to watching this week’s episode. Wow! When Jeff went into his Taxi/Grease tirade, why didn’t some one go “but what about the last 25 years?” And it’s nice that Kelly LeBrock gained all the weight so men wouldn’t look at her as a sex symbol, because it worked. Please do regular recaps of this show!

  29. 29
    shesnotdizzy
    Posted January 24, 2006 at 10:43 am

    Please, please, please, B-Side
    Listen to your fans!! We need some re-caps of the Flav train wreck! It doesn’t get any better/worse than this, and it won’t any time soon. Some very pretty women are actually throwing themselves at this guy, B-Side, please check it out. We need you!!! Opportunites for humor abound!

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