Congratulations and what’s wrong with this picture?

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By Tabloid Baby | Sunday, November 19, 2006 | 8:00 pm | 12 Comments

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What’s wrong with this picture?

The answer (well, one obvious answer) is after the jump!

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Katie Holmes is five feet eight and a half inches tall. Tom Cruise is five foot seven.

–Tabloid Baby

12 Comments

  1. 1
    Madeyoulaugh
    Posted November 19, 2006 at 8:19 pm

    There’s that…then there’s the whole “hes totally gay” thing.

  2. 2
    tj
    Posted November 19, 2006 at 9:04 pm

    ^ Made me laugh.

  3. 3
    Deena
    Posted November 19, 2006 at 9:58 pm

    I knew there was something off about that picture.

  4. 4
    geewits
    Posted November 19, 2006 at 11:32 pm

    Is she squatting? Standing in a hole? Is he wearing lifts? How will I sleep tonight without the answer!!

  5. 5
    chick110
    Posted November 20, 2006 at 5:01 am

    Maybe she had her legs surgically shortened just for the wedding. Poor thing wouldn’t have been able to use anesthetic because it is against the Church’s teachings…

  6. 6
    Lyndsay
    Posted November 20, 2006 at 5:50 am

    Not to mention that it looks like he is not wearing a wedding ring. WTF?

  7. 7
    mandymax
    Posted November 20, 2006 at 7:04 am

    His pant legs look short . . .

    And her legs (well, the leg we can see under her skirt) look bent . . .

    I vote for lifts. And flats for her.

  8. 8
    B-Side
    Posted November 20, 2006 at 8:39 am

    How romantic. I too have always wanted to get married in the bowels of a CAVERN.

  9. 9
    gamera87
    Posted November 20, 2006 at 10:45 am

    They were married in Los Angeles before leaving for Italy.

  10. 10
    tikilights
    Posted November 20, 2006 at 12:41 pm

    what is wrong with her? she better get some serious money from this nightmare union

  11. 11
    tenny
    Posted November 20, 2006 at 4:18 pm

    where the hell are they, some secret scientology cave?

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    BFF
    Posted November 21, 2006 at 2:46 pm

    Well, marrying the richest movie star in the world who is not that bad on the eyes .. I wouldn’t care if people thought he was short or the marriage was fake. At least she did not enter into a fake marriage with K-Fed, Tom Arnold, David Gest, Michael Jackson..Hey TVGasm, if you talk to Katie, tell her that BFF respects her gangsta!!!

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