Connie Chung: Voice of an Angel

23 Comments

1. 1
   RealityTV4Me
   Posted June 19, 2006 at 9:20 am

   What the HELL was that?! Was that pianist even playing? All I could hear was this low growling bass…I mean Connie.

2. 2
   nocable
   Posted June 19, 2006 at 9:31 am

   I don’t understand.

3. 3
   dredge
   Posted June 19, 2006 at 9:48 am

   this the the pentagon’s secret weapon.

4. 4
   tikilights
   Posted June 19, 2006 at 10:03 am

   Her collapse at the end was quite nice.

5. 5
   Donna Martin Graduates!
   Posted June 19, 2006 at 10:15 am

   I had to watch it on gawker.

   This kind of thing is only funny when Dame Edna Everage does it — and always with a great deal more flair and humour (natch).

6. 6
   J Unit
   Posted June 19, 2006 at 10:19 am

   Hey, I am in support of any sort of superfluous melba toast references.

7. 7
   sweepea
   Posted June 19, 2006 at 10:21 am

   I tried. I really really tried to get through it, but I couldn’t make it to the end. I feel like such a failure.

8. 8
   Clair
   Posted June 19, 2006 at 10:54 am

   I couldn’t watch the whole thing either.

9. 9
   Mandelweb
   Posted June 19, 2006 at 10:54 am

   I cannot express the sheer joy and happiness that this cilp has given me.

   God bless you…

   Forget a Chenbot-Chung duet…how about a trio with Chenbot, Chung, and Bai Ling?!?

   Magic! Pure magic, I tell you!

10. 10
    Samboomba
    Posted June 19, 2006 at 10:56 am

    Wow…

    I’ve been checking out this site for about a year now and this is the first time I’ve been inclined to comment… and yet, I’m speechless.

    Although, I particularly enjoyed the grunting/straining as she slowly got off the piano.

11. 11
    HoneyBunny
    Posted June 19, 2006 at 11:19 am

    Seal Clap… you did your thing dawg, but for me it wasn’t the best choice of song.
    Loved the shoes tho ~

    hb

12. 12
    doctorsnark
    Posted June 19, 2006 at 11:20 am

    b-side-

    is your title on this post an obscure reference to the cheese-tastic movie “drop dead gorgeous” starring kirstie alley, allison janney, kirsten dunst, ellen barkin, and denise richards?

    seriously, its like the best movie ever.

13. 13
    Volcat
    Posted June 19, 2006 at 11:52 am

    Was she drunk when she did this?

    It sure beats anything I’ve had the misfortune to hear on karaoke-and I’ve heard some pretty bad singers…

14. 14
    Ubiquitous
    Posted June 19, 2006 at 12:20 pm

    You know, this isn’t so bad when you consider the other boners she pulled on her show with Maurey; the voice-over’d writing in her diary, demasculating her hubby on TV, the awkward banter newteen her and Maurey,…

15. 15
    JennCho
    Posted June 19, 2006 at 1:52 pm

    She is NOT going to Hollywood!

16. 16
    c-wise
    Posted June 19, 2006 at 2:08 pm

    They have to be showing this on The Soup this weekend.

    Are you guys tight with Joel?

17. 17
    KatiesHole
    Posted June 19, 2006 at 3:55 pm

    Wasn’t she a respected news woman at 1 point in her career? Sad. Tragic. I loved it!

    KH

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    m_ruv
    Posted June 19, 2006 at 6:47 pm

    The real kicker for me is the elbow gloves.

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    Sarcasma
    Posted June 19, 2006 at 10:19 pm

    I thought it was Bobby Lee from MadTV for a moment. I love his impression of Connie.

    This is truly horrible.

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    Ubiquitous
    Posted June 20, 2006 at 3:19 am

    They have to be showing this on The Soup this weekend.

    I think it’s pretty much guaranteed, but it’s unclear whether it will be in the “What the old people are watching” segment or by itself.

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    2mville
    Posted June 21, 2006 at 10:54 am

    She’ll never work in this town again, I tell you, NEVAH!!

22. 22
    Helenann
    Posted June 23, 2006 at 1:36 pm

    It’s CRAPTATSTIC!

23. 23
    Judy
    Posted June 24, 2006 at 4:04 pm

    I think she is being drugged or very very drunk. Or someone set her up. I just don’t believe Connie would do anything like this at work. At home would be possible.

    Maybe it’s time for her to retire, and start on her memoir.