Dreamiest Wedding EVER!

Miscellaneous TV

By B-Side | Tuesday, April 19, 2005 | 12:24 am | 7 Comments

chad_michael_murrayWe here at TVgasm are always happy to report on celebrity weddings, if only to start the counter for the inevitable scandal, divorce, and fallout. While most people in the television universe seem fixated on Rob and Amber’s secret (yet televised) wedding over the weekend, we prefer to focus on dreamy lovebirds / future-cocaine dependents Chad Michael Murray and Sophia Bush, who joined in holy matrimony just a few days ago. Attendees of the wedding described the affair as “Like, oh my god!” and “Soooo cool.” Guests allegedly swooned in the aisles, especially when CMM delivered his vows, which apparently were nothing more than a distant – yet complex – stare. When asked about how she felt marrying a man with three first names, Sophia Bush replied “Tee hee! I’m pretty!”

Thankfully, for all of us who didn’t receive an invite (mine must have gotten lost in the mail), the happy couple has graciously offered up a photo from the ceremony. The picture shows two wax figures clutched in a very Senior Prom embrace. Apparently this was a blatant promotional gimmick for Chad Michael Murray’s new flick, House of Wax (“Prey. Slay. DISPLAY!” – Did a tap dance instructor come up with that tagline?). We wish the newlyweds well and look forward to future waxy depictions of their married life.

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7 Comments

  1. 1
    Eddiebosox
    Posted April 19, 2005 at 12:41 pm

    “when CMM delivered his vows, which apparently were nothing more than a distant – yet complex – stare.”

    That had me laughing out loud.

  2. 2
    yourmom
    Posted April 19, 2005 at 4:18 pm

    who are these people?

  3. 3
    I heart Chad
    Posted April 20, 2005 at 12:29 am

    CMM is such an ass. I saw him on the MTV reality show about the filming of House of Wax. A total jerk, an instigator type, and a drama queen. Entertaining fo so! It’s so funny. He kept going “Get those cameras out of my face!” He looks pretty, but that’s it.

  4. 4
    carmelita
    Posted April 24, 2005 at 4:32 pm

    I hope it works out send me cool stuff

  5. 5
    michelle
    Posted May 1, 2005 at 11:47 am

    chad is so fit!!!!! i am glad that chad and sophia got married they are a cute couple. i hope that there is more info in magazines and posters so that i can put them on my wall with the others.

  6. 6
    Jessica
    Posted May 2, 2005 at 6:57 pm

    Do you guys really have nothing better to do than wallow in the misery of your own personal failures and criticize those who would find happiness. Get a life, these kids are happy, will probably be happy for a very long time and you’ll still be living with your mom when you’re 50 and alone, depressed, and pathedic. Have a great life. Sorry I ever came across this very miserable website.

  7. 7
    Amelia
    Posted May 5, 2005 at 12:09 am

    awwww hes so hot its not fair i wanna marry him ;) but i hope it works out

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