Extreme Makeover: Steve-O Edition

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By admin | | 12:21 pm | 3 Comments

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If there is anything that kids from any nation can agree upon, it’s that our parents aren’t very cool. Unfortunately, making your parents cool might as well be a full time job, and you can’t really do it alone. Even those of us with two or more siblings could use help. If only there was a place you can send your parents to make them cooler. Well, such a place exists, and it’s called Camp Steve-O. I know what you’re thinking” “Sure, I would like my parents to be cool, but if they are going to be putting Tapatio in their eyes to prove that they love me, no thanks.” Well, I am guessing when you send your parents to Steve, he’ll have a slightly less drastic approach to relieving them of their lameness. And even if your parents come home and start tattooing themselves with a Swiss army knife and a fountain pen, you can win $10,000 towards college to make it all worthwhile. If you are between the ages of 7 and 17 and think your parents aren’t any fun, you can send one of them to camp Steve-O by calling MTV at 1-818-989-8634, or e-mailing the show’s casting department at campsteveo@bunim-murray.com.

So to all you kids all across the land, send your parents to Steve, he’ll make them understand.

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3 Comments

  1. 1
    EdHill
    Posted November 22, 2005 at 12:58 pm

    That guy has been f’ing up my death pool for 3 years running.

  2. 2
    Schadenfreude
    Posted November 22, 2005 at 1:15 pm

    Man, if I had a kid who sent in my name to Camp Steve-O, that kid would be so grounded. Or maybe sent to military school to have some of the ‘cool’ drilled out. The parents who end up going to this camp will be caught up in one of those no-win situations that are the fate of parents who have the misfortune of caring whether their progeny think they are cool or not; Homer’s stint as Hullabalooza cannonball target comes to mind. Steve-O won’t let his victims off so easily, though. Make like Hank and Mama Paolo, not McB!

  3. 3
    Leah3tL
    Posted November 22, 2005 at 2:55 pm

    I wonder if there was some way we could get the ‘dork siders’ mother from wife swap to go on this show.

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