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Friday, December 3, 2004
4:34 pm
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There are many bizarre sights on the Sunset Strip, but nothing more head turning than hundreds of overweight people clamoring to get into the Saddle Ranch Chop House on a lazy Friday afternoon. What would bring so many fat people to one place? The cynic in me thought, hmmmm… free steaks and potatoes and gravy and ham? Or maybe Celine Dion was just throwing a random concert. Turns out it was neither. Instead it was something much more simple (and much more Hollywood). Yes, it was auditions for season two of The Biggest Loser.
A friend of mine gave me the heads up when she saw the giant – er, big boned – line, and since the Saddle Ranch is mere steps from the TVgasm offices, what else was I to do except whip out the ole LG Camera Phone and document this compendium of girth. I was convinced I could get a small item to orbit the crowd, but alas, I left my toaster at home.
In other news, The Saddle Ranch’s famous mechanical bull will be closed for repairs for the next week.
Sorry. I’m an asshole.
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oh b-side, you’re hilarious. too bad about the bull, i was looking forward to riding it this weekend.
‘Compendium of girth.’
asshole, you may be, it’s debatable.
clever and laugh-inducing is an absolute.
Wow, I wish I could have been there to see the long line of overweight people. That is one of the audition lines they don’t show on TV. Sure, they always show the long lines of people in business suits trying out for The Apprentice, the long lines of athletic people trying out for Fear Factor and long lines of young good looking people trying out for America’s Next Top Model and American Idol. But long lines of fat people. That is something they just don’t show on TV. Thanks for sharing this with us B-Side.
“I’m an asshole.”
You said it, not me. Of course, it’s not like you’re any nicer to other reality tv people, so there’s no need for remorse. Besides, it’s not like you called Dominos and had them deliver to the line, which I would have done.
Any other info on the show?
You guys have offices?
HEY! I’m auditioning for this show! Wish me luck! And when I win the 1/4 million please feel free to make fun of me all you want. I’ll be the skinny bitch on her way to the bank!
good luck, fatty.
Thanks Bitch.lol