Flavor of Auditions

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By B-Side | Monday, March 27, 2006 | 3:48 pm | 20 Comments

flavorflav3-27-06Hey ladies, feel like making out with a loud, scrawny, clock-obsessed hip hop star? Or maybe you’re in the mood to get into embarrassing cat fights on national television, possibly involving spit and other projectiles? Well, then you’re in luck! Flavor of Love is casting for a second triumphant season, and even though the producers held an open call in Culver City this past weekend, chances are you probably missed it. But fear not. We found a craigslist ad that looks curiously Flavor Flav-rific. The posting asks “HAVE YOU EVER DREAMED OF DATING A HIP-HOP STAR? LIVE LARGE AND DRIVE IN FAST CARS? THIS IS YOUR CHANCE!” A chance indeed! We encourage all aspiring ho’s to apply and report back to us on the sordid details. And in anticipation of the tough casting process, we’ll ask a question to prepare you: if some bitch spit in your weave, what would you do? Feel free to answer in the comments section.

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  1. 1
    LRo9
    Posted March 27, 2006 at 3:57 pm

    Wait, so Flav and Hoopz didn’t last???? SHOCKING!!! I am looking forward to the reunion special waaaaaaay too much.

  2. 2
    Mark
    Posted March 27, 2006 at 4:23 pm

    …

    What was the purpose of season one then?

  3. 3
    TinkerbellAPixie
    Posted March 27, 2006 at 4:29 pm

    Well, he already slept with the Season One ho’s. Didn’t you notice that once he slept with a girl she was the next to be voted off? The whole thing is nauseating.

  4. 4
    BigTeebo
    Posted March 27, 2006 at 4:56 pm

    Yes, he gets a reality show a la The Bachelor, while his kids don’t see a dime of child support. Yeahhh boyee!

    I dunno, doing a second season implies he’s already grown bored with the winner of the 1st season.

    Perhaps the Family Guy bit where Brian won, and was dumped after the show was more true than I thought.

  5. 5
    HoneyBunny
    Posted March 27, 2006 at 6:58 pm

    Does Hoopz get to keep her Grills – or does she have to return them?
    Inquiring minds want to know!

    hb

  6. 6
    zevonia
    Posted March 27, 2006 at 11:47 pm

    B-Side, say it isn’t so. Are you telling me that the love between Flav and Hoopz wasn’t real? I feel so used. Seriously, how many times is he going to look for the woman of his dreams? I guess until the ratings dip too low.

  7. 7
    Brian
    Posted March 28, 2006 at 5:06 am

    This mess is coming back for a second season?
    Does anyone remember when VH1 actually played music videos? At least Behind The Music actually had something to do with music.

  8. 8
    hardly@work
    Posted March 28, 2006 at 6:55 am

    No hoopz and Flav didn’t last, Hoopz took her grill and ran, not giving him the time of day, or returning a phone call, or even speaking to him at the reunion. But, on a brighter note, Pumkin was fired from her job as a substitute teacher after the kids started coming by her class to see the lady who spit on someone on national tv. Hoopz was just trying to further her internet/porn career.

  9. 9
    Lady J
    Posted March 28, 2006 at 7:53 am

    I’m glad Hoopz is free. I didn’t want her to win that crap. New York should have got what she claimed she wanted. Although I’m sure she was acting the whole time.

    Pumkin was just out of line. Did New York beat her down at the party? ‘Cause it was totally justified.

  10. 10
    k37744
    Posted March 28, 2006 at 8:20 am

    hardly@work, you rock.

    i’m glad to see someone else knows entirely too much about this dribble.

  11. 11
    BigTeebo
    Posted March 28, 2006 at 8:54 am

    I almost feel bad that I missed the reunion show. I wanted to see some Jerry Springer like antics.

    I also wanted to see the Beauty & the Geek reunion show for the opposite reasons. B&TG’s last recap show was nice since you find out how much better the geeks’ social lives are, or find out some of the geeks are actively dating the beauties and living happily ever after.

    B&TG seems to be one of the few reality shows where the cast members have better lives afterward.

  12. 12
    MindyLou
    Posted March 28, 2006 at 9:00 am

    I don’t think they aired the reunion show yet, did they? It was supposed to be on in 2 weeks and I know it wasn’t on this Sunday. VH1 licks balls. I REALLY want to watch it.

    ‘Pumkin’ got fired? hahahahahahahaha. I wouldn’t want her teaching children anything.

    Does Hoopz really have a porn site? ugh.

  13. 13
    cookie
    Posted March 28, 2006 at 9:05 am

    I believe the reunion show comes on this sunday…

  14. 14
    gasmgrrl
    Posted March 28, 2006 at 9:24 am

    PLEASE say tvgasm will recap the second season. This was the best reality TV by far. Nothing better than hoes fighting over a ex crackhead. It’s TV magic.

  15. 15
    hardly@work
    Posted March 28, 2006 at 9:54 am

    I think the reunion is this Sunday. NY has a myspace page where she reveals her secret to dieting…cigs and cofee for breakfast. What’s great is that this show doesn’t take itself seriously, it laughs with us at these women competing for a shriveled raisin’s attention.

  16. 16
    plexitoes
    Posted March 28, 2006 at 10:15 am

    Hardly@work (#15) I couldn’t agree with you more. A great example is when the editors put in the “ching ching” sound- effect everytime that one big girl batted her eyelashes.

  17. 17
    MrsC
    Posted March 28, 2006 at 10:45 am

    Yes, please, please, please recap the next season! Hopefully the magic won’t be gone by those who watched the 1st season and think they have to outshine the Season 1 girls. Nawh, that’s just gonna make for better tv! :)

    “Shriveled raisin”…. snickering here with that one. And thanks for the info on Pumkin, hardly@work! I was wondering how in the world she could work with kids after her stellar appearance on this show.Isn’t she also a cheerleading coach?(I wouldn’t of shot a loogy filled spitwad at New York, that is just gross. No matter how much of a beotch she is. Let alone how sleeping with Flav was gonna look.) I don’t know how many days Pumkin was on but I wonder if in her quest for being on tv,it was worth the $100 bucks a day. Maybe she didn’t realize she had a “real life” to go back to.

    Surprised to hear about Hoopz in the porn biz. Not surprised she dumped The Raisin.

    The reunion show looks good! They made us wait long enough for it!

  18. 18
    CaliGirlinGA
    Posted March 28, 2006 at 10:46 am

    I wouldn’t exactly call Nikki’s (Hoopz) website porn but for those who want to see it, click the link:

    http://www.mydarlingnikki.com/

    Hell, you know it was all about publicity because you can even book her for you own private event by emailing:

    webmaster@eyecandymodeling.net

    Hope she melted down that grill and had it made into a ring or something.

  19. 19
    jenhen
    Posted March 28, 2006 at 12:53 pm

    i hope new york comes back for round 2!!

  20. 20
    jonathan antin's forehead
    Posted March 28, 2006 at 4:23 pm

    Wow season II, that was fast. So he’s really interested in having a serious relationship – HA!

    I’m looking forward to the ridiculous nicknames Flav gives all the girls.

    good times!

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