HAPPY NEW YEAR!!….please don’t forget us in 2006

Miscellaneous TV

By madeyoulaugh | Monday, January 2, 2006 | 1:38 pm | 25 Comments

JV

Back in my day, before shows had celebrities dancing and ice skating, we had to settle for a small, teeny, low budget show which sent everday Americans in an amazing race around the world…and we liked it that way. Many of you may be too young to remember Johnathan and Victoria from CBS’ amazing race…we are going all the way back to the end of ought four. She was the Playboy beauty whos husbands…umm…verve for winning, shocked a nation when that need to win lead to the tiniest smallest misunderstanding and maybe a shove….it was a love tap really.

This past new years eve, while lounging at the Playboy mansion (yes I am bragging), I had the opprotunity to awkwardly admit to team JV that some of the more slightly damaging posts about them were written by yours truly. Surprisingly, he didnt hit me! We actually had a good little laugh…and Jon and Vicoria agreed to a one on one interview with TVGASM to both promote their upcoming stint on REALITY FEAR FACTOR, as well as clear the air that seems to be following them now just over a year later.

This will not be your average Dr. Phil interview. We will ask the questions you want to hear…which leads me to the reason for my post (other than to tell you all I was at the playboy mansion)….what questions do you want me to ask Johnathan & Victoria? Jonathan has already agreed to be very open and honest and that he wont pussy foot. So let ride this bull and see how long we can stay on.

Email me with your questions for team JV and maybe they will make it to my lips and their ears.

In the mean time, may you all have a brilliant 2006, and umm…I was at the playboy mansion if I didnt mention that already.

25 Comments

  1. 1
    Bobbie
    Posted January 2, 2006 at 2:40 pm

    “Do you hit your wife anymore?” could get the ball rolling…

  2. 2
    Legendkiller
    Posted January 2, 2006 at 3:01 pm

    I’ve got a question: Didn’t you retire?

    Oh and a follow up question: What in the world makes you think anyone is still interested?

  3. 3
    Donna Martin Graduates!
    Posted January 2, 2006 at 3:04 pm

    I would love it if you forged a few of your questions from some of the excellent comments submitted on “Nothing Beats A Beautiful Wife…Except Jonathan”

    e.g. Jon – do YOU think Phil or CBS should have addressed this incident of physical abuse that they chose to air?

    I dunno how far you will get with pointed questions of this nature, though. These two must be experts at doging flack by now.

    We saw the ugliest side of this guy under very stressful situations. True colours or not, I think we all have done or said things we’re not proud of and are glad/lucky there weren’t any cameras rolling.

    But don’t get me wrong — he’s still an arsehole!!

  4. 4
    Donna Martin Graduates!
    Posted January 2, 2006 at 3:08 pm

    MYL – care to divulge just how you managed to gain an invite to the Playboy manse?

    Would you go again, or was it one of those things that sounds way better than it shapes up to be?

    And did you get lucky?!?

  5. 5
    lilu
    Posted January 2, 2006 at 3:17 pm

    As a longtime member of this site I must say that if you ever come back to posting recaps, you should change your name to madeyoulaugh…sometimes.

  6. 6
    TinkerbellAPixie TinkerbellAPixie
    Posted January 2, 2006 at 5:28 pm

    Aw ya’ll are bein a bit hard on MYL. It’s good to see you posting again – and glad you had fun at the bunny hutch – but please don’t be nice to JV – it’s always concerning to me when you boys go buddying up to the villians of Reality TV.

    I’d ask them if they went on Amazing Race for the journey, the prize money or the airtime. Because they sure do seem to like to hog that limelight.

  7. 7
    Brad Piff
    Posted January 2, 2006 at 9:27 pm

    Don’t care.

  8. 8
    TinkerbellAPixie TinkerbellAPixie
    Posted January 2, 2006 at 10:19 pm

    And yet you took the time to post a comment. That’s really rich.

    Why is this site over run with meanies lately? Are all the TVGasmics on holiday?

  9. 9
    Jedzz
    Posted January 2, 2006 at 10:24 pm

    My question would be: “You again?”

  10. 10
    TVGasm Sux
    Posted January 2, 2006 at 11:15 pm

    All my TWoP readers return home.

  11. 11
    America's Next Top Fan
    Posted January 3, 2006 at 5:50 am

    Hey team JV. Didn’t your 15 minutes expire the minute 2006 arrived?

  12. 12
    chick110
    Posted January 3, 2006 at 5:56 am

    Can you crawl back under that rock from whence you came??

  13. 13
    British
    Posted January 3, 2006 at 7:21 am

    So are we going to get weekly recaps of Rollergirls? I mean there were like 20 entries for each episode of Laguna Beach, so it’s only fair.

    Heck, all the episodes are available on DVD, so if someone buys/rents it they could do the recap of all the episodes in advance of the series airing.

    Besides, it’s Rollergirls!

  14. 14
    protegefox
    Posted January 3, 2006 at 10:40 am

    Please don’t feed in to them anymore. That’s why the comments have been so mean. You have another agenda – which is fine – but don’t expect the readers to be interested in the writers jerking off has been losers.

  15. 15
    America's Next Top Fan
    Posted January 3, 2006 at 11:52 am

    Testing this thing out.

  16. 16
    America's Next Top Fan
    Posted January 3, 2006 at 11:53 am

    bye bye

  17. 17
    KatiesHole
    Posted January 3, 2006 at 1:27 pm

    I’d like to know if during the filming of ‘kill reality’, did Jonny Fairplay crap on either one, or both of them?

    KH

  18. 18
    nick_r
    Posted January 3, 2006 at 1:52 pm

    Open and honest and not pussyfoot? Really? Does that mean he’s going to just come out and admit that he’s a horrific slimeball sociopath and should be locked up for the rest of his life?

    Somehow my magic 8-ball tells me he’s going to come up with a few more loads of crap to defend himself.

  19. 19
    snoozy
    Posted January 3, 2006 at 2:29 pm

    Is he buying you dinner? ‘Cuz usually he bribes people to interview him. Make sure you get something out of it! Just PLEASE don’t do like TARflies did and suddenly kiss his ass. After reading his interview there, I never went back to that site. It was really disgusting. He was blaming all of his image problems on internet posters who weren’t “nice” to him. Riiiiight.

    You should ask him why he thinks anyone still cares about him. And since he’s hesitantly admitted in interviews that he said things in public that were OBVIOUSLY breaking his AR confidentiality agreement even before the airing of the show, why he STILL continues to whine like a wronged victim & endlessly blame other people for that. He needs to just shut up, walk towards the white light, and be thankful that he didn’t get his ass sued for being such an abrasive & blathering idiot. Blecch.

    Lastly, will you please tell him that his is NOT, nor was he ever “good television” and please ask him when he’s going away. Because that asshat needs to crawl back under his rock. Begone please. Thank you.

    Not that I have any opinion on him… ha. :)

  20. 20
    jash
    Posted January 3, 2006 at 3:27 pm

    um, there was already an interview with these two posted a year ago.

    i didnt realize the site began recapping re-runs.

  21. 21
    Madeyoulaugh
    Posted January 3, 2006 at 4:18 pm

    Jash,

    It was less of an interview and more of B-Side masterbating Johnathan and Victoria over dinner. I have no intention of sitting them down to bash them as I do think deep down they are both good people, but at the same time I will not sit there and just ask them about how wonderful it is to be them. It will be more of the interview that you will want to see than what you have gotten in the past.

    and of course I will have to ask “If you could be any tree…”

    MYL

  22. 22
    TinkerbellAPixie TinkerbellAPixie
    Posted January 3, 2006 at 5:58 pm

    OOOH excellent- as long as you don’t kiss up to them – that’s all I ask. And judging by your last post – sounds like you won’t. PHEW!

    Hey ask them if “if you had children, would you have considered taking them on a family edition of Amazing Race”?

    Since all reality show people seem to hang out together you could find out who they think are reality show villians? Might be interesting to see who they think is vile.

  23. 23
    zoobabe
    Posted January 4, 2006 at 9:24 pm

    I’d ask Victoria if she’s taken up boxing or karate just in case, and ask Jonathan if his rage is compensation for having a small penis.

  24. 24
    herkxena
    Posted January 5, 2006 at 3:21 am

    Ask them if they realize that when Phil was telling them they were making great TV, to paraphase their comment in the earlier TVGasm interview, that what Phil actually meant was you are being a**holes. If I was on a realty show and someone said that to me during production, I would take it as a clue to tone it down a couple of notches.

  25. 25
    Helenann
    Posted January 5, 2006 at 6:46 am

    Ask Victoria if she can explain why beautiful Playboy models seem to end up either: Motley Crue members or wife beaters. (the two are not mutually exclusive)

    And not to get too bogged down in social commentary on that question, then ask how all of the worlds not-so-hot rockstars end up in marriages with supermodels? I don’t get it.

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