Her Man, Her Dream, Herpe!! **CAUTION X-TREME PHOTOS**

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By madeyoulaugh | | 11:25 am | 58 Comments

noherpesyet.jpgBack in 1988, girls everywhere would have considered a kiss from Tom Cruise to be the memory of a lifetime. Former Dawsons Creek bueaty, and current beard, Katie Holmes, was no exception. But it seems she got more than she bargained for with her romance with Tom Cruise.

Yes, for Katie Holmes it doesnt have to be just a “memory” of a lifetime…not when Sir Cruise gave her the gift that keeps on giving, HERPES. Could it be chapped lips? Sure its possible, but far less fun to gossip about. I am posting the photo’s after the jump and not visible from the main page because I find them so disturbing that an 8 year old crush completely diminished with but one glance at these photo’s.

STD’s of the face are enough to be taken off my top 10 list…fair thee well Ms. Holmes. Herpe1.jpgHerpe2.jpg
herpe3.jpgCostofFame.jpg

58 Comments

  1. 1
    meatwad
    Posted May 4, 2005 at 11:44 am

    Who is the woman in the photos??

    I think I feel a bit sick now!!!

  2. 2
    wendy
    Posted May 4, 2005 at 12:09 pm

    aww poor katie so usually looks for pretty. maybe its a zit or something on her lip but her face is really clear, but what the hell is on her chin??

  3. 3
    That's Nasty
    Posted May 4, 2005 at 12:18 pm

    Did anyone hear that Katie Holmes is claiming to be a virgin?
    Well I guess she’s not opposed to a little oral contact. Yechhh!!!

  4. 4
    ldini79
    Posted May 4, 2005 at 12:52 pm

    is she anorexic? she looks gaunt!!

  5. 5
    America's Next Top Fan
    Posted May 4, 2005 at 1:08 pm

    What paparazi was allowed to get that close to her. She should have him executed.

  6. 6
    Catie
    Posted May 4, 2005 at 1:16 pm

    It looks sorta like the rash you can get from making out with stubbly guys. But then that other big thing? No clue. Poor Katie though.

  7. 7
    Linda
    Posted May 4, 2005 at 1:17 pm

    Now are we sure that she does not have a case of the cold sores??..Cold sores look a lot like herpes outbreaks do…just a thought…

  8. 8
    Posted May 4, 2005 at 1:20 pm

    She should not have left the house looking like that. Seriously, wait till it clears up. That is just nasty.

  9. 9
    Posted May 4, 2005 at 1:22 pm

    umm, Linda, I hate to tell you this but cold sores ARE herpes outbreaks…herpes simplex 1

  10. 10
    Posted May 4, 2005 at 1:22 pm

    Uh, Linda, maybe you should do some reading. Cold sores ARE herpes! And, you can pass them orally to genitals. Anyway, I heard that all of Dawson’s Creek was passing the herps back and forth amongst themselves…

  11. 11
    America's Next Top Fan
    Posted May 4, 2005 at 1:29 pm

    Cold sores are Herpes? OMG that’s what’s been happening to my face??!!

  12. 12
    Betsy
    Posted May 4, 2005 at 1:51 pm

    Girl looks seriously haggard. I thought I had bad days.

  13. 13
    mountain girl
    Posted May 4, 2005 at 2:02 pm

    wow…that’s going to give me nightmares.

  14. 14
    dumbanddumber
    Posted May 4, 2005 at 2:02 pm

    Yikes. Herpes and cold sores are the same thing … you can get them on the mouth by oral-oral, oral-genital, OR oral-anal contact…

  15. 15
    couchpotato
    Posted May 4, 2005 at 2:04 pm

    ANTF, Paparazi have zoom-in lens. Poor Katie.

  16. 16
    ldini79
    Posted May 4, 2005 at 2:09 pm

    hey, i just realized something…you know how b-side is always meshing names together…with tom and katie, we get tomkat!

  17. 17
    Joey
    Posted May 4, 2005 at 2:27 pm

    It’s good to know the beautiful people have ugly days.

  18. 18
    Lala
    Posted May 4, 2005 at 2:28 pm

    It looks more like ol’ Chris Klein may have slapped her silly

  19. 19
    Ashes
    Posted May 4, 2005 at 2:59 pm

    Why oh why would she go out looking like that? She’s dating Tom Cruise which means the tabloids will always be looking for pictures of her. She knows that. So why didn’t she put on some makeup to at least attempt to cover it, no matter what it is? (Not to mention that she should also have fixed her hair, put on decent clothes, and eaten something already!)

  20. 20
    bacardi
    Posted May 4, 2005 at 2:59 pm

    this silly skank is actually posing and smiling for the cameras… are you sure this isn’t some make-up job for a movie role or something?

  21. 21
    madeyoulaugh
    Posted May 4, 2005 at 3:04 pm

    Bacardi,

    Actually, this is make up for her new role in Pieces of April 2: Pieces of Aprils Crusty Herpes Sores Flake Off.

    I for one think the title is too long to be mainstream.

    MYL

  22. 22
    wicked
    Posted May 4, 2005 at 3:06 pm

    too bad katie holmes doesn’t live in the middle east. she’d be glad to be wearing the veil, i’m sure (as would the rest of us).

  23. 23
    wicked
    Posted May 4, 2005 at 3:08 pm

    MYL—-LMAO! EEEEEEEEEEW!

  24. 24
    cutebutstupid
    Posted May 4, 2005 at 3:34 pm

    Yikes.

    Maybe she’ll do the right thing and become a spokesperson for that medication. And then she can become a spokesperson for Woman Whose Husbands Have Touched More Dicks Than They Have.

  25. 25
    Leah3t
    Posted May 4, 2005 at 3:48 pm

    The lip thing may not have been helped, but THE SHIRT?!?!? What is she wearing?!?! Way to make a bad situation worse kate!

  26. 26
    Retroqueen
    Posted May 4, 2005 at 5:02 pm

    Are you sure this isn’t a Wax Job gone wrong? really, really wrong?

  27. 27
    Retroqueen
    Posted May 4, 2005 at 5:03 pm

    Actually on second look I think this is a laser hair removal fiasco, guess Tom isn’t the only one with a beard

  28. 28
    luckynines
    Posted May 4, 2005 at 6:46 pm

    double yikes. could be an allergic reaction…i had a wicked reaction to mangoes that jacked my mouth up…yeck.

  29. 29
    Robin
    Posted May 4, 2005 at 6:57 pm

    That is not a herpes cold sore. Katie just forgot to wipe the Milk Chocolately Tarshi goodness off of her face. Those glasses don’t look good on Katie at all.

  30. 30
    jack
    Posted May 5, 2005 at 5:53 am

    oh-oh, boys–i know certain details of certain stars’ personal lives are ‘open secrets’ in LA, but between the not-so subtle ‘beard’ innuendo and the herpes allegations, TVgasm might be in for its first celebrity lawsuit.

    then you’ll really be on the map! god bless hollywood!

  31. 31
    America's Next Top Fan
    Posted May 5, 2005 at 6:14 am

    sure luckynines, that’s what you tell people.

  32. 32
    Posted May 5, 2005 at 7:26 am

    Whats with that freaky crooked witchlike claw holding the cell phone?

    Herpes aint no biggie. MY sister is a pharm rep and 90% of the population have it, and a lot dont know it.

    I don’t of course, cuz i aint no deviant sex freak.

  33. 33
    Metay
    Posted May 5, 2005 at 12:11 pm

    Oh Me!!

    What is Tom Cruise gonna think of these Pictures??? Wonder if she has seen em’?!
    He may “drop her like it’s HOT”!
    :o )

  34. 34
    Mini
    Posted May 5, 2005 at 2:25 pm

    Wasn’t she supposed to be sleeping with Josh Hartnett.

    He’s such a man whore he was probably the one who infected her.

  35. 35
    reason
    Posted May 5, 2005 at 7:54 pm

    First off, I am shocked that anyone would believe that those are pictures of Katie Holmes.Secondly, that looks more like a woman who has been physically abused than a woman with cold sores. So, yea, it’s hilarious.

  36. 36
    Posted May 5, 2005 at 11:48 pm

    I think Katie Holmes and Lisa Loeb have been hanging out too much.

  37. 37
    Buzz
    Posted May 6, 2005 at 6:45 am

    That’s what happens when you let a guy kiss you who has eaten a lot of ass……

  38. 38
    jt
    Posted May 6, 2005 at 7:58 am

    i know this has nothing to do with the herpes, but man i had no idea how odd her body as! her torso looks to be the same length as her legs. weird!

    i too think it’s herpes, but as someone stated above, it’s unfortunately very common…and if you’re swapping bodily fluids with the likes of hartnett and cruise (not to mention her boob tube romances with dawson and pacey), you’re at high risk.

    but yikes, put some makeup or a bandaid or something on!

  39. 39
    Posted May 6, 2005 at 10:05 am

    Check our out website to stay herpes free…its hot..its oozing..its crusty free!
    This public message brought to you from the “SOCSW” Society of Cold Sore Whores.

  40. 40
    faux4fun
    Posted May 6, 2005 at 5:13 pm

    it may not be herpes.. she could have just been hitting the crack pipe- virgins can do that too, right?

  41. 41
    howmuchwood
    Posted May 7, 2005 at 8:16 am

    I don’t get these horrible celebrity photos. I would NEVER go outside looking like some of them do, and I don’t have to worry about being photographed by insane fat bald guys for all the world to see.

  42. 42
    Posted May 7, 2005 at 12:21 pm

    ugly

  43. 43
    dillinger
    Posted May 8, 2005 at 1:19 am

    Those aren’t cold sores, Katie is just recovering from the beating she took from Nicole Kidman who jumped her right outside of a laundromat last week. Back in the day Penelope Cruz at least had the sense to remain at home while her bruises healed after being attacked by Ms. Kidman. Nicole is apparently determined to kick the ass of any woman who catches her ex-husband’s eye. Woman scorned and all that. Poor Katie. She’s just not built for punishment.

  44. 44
    bulok
    Posted May 8, 2005 at 1:33 pm

    Um, perhaps this was a picture on the set of a new movie. I doubt a celebrity like Katie Holmes would go out in an unconspicuous manner like that when she works in an industry where aesthetics are key.

  45. 45
    Molly Burton
    Posted May 8, 2005 at 10:40 pm

    You think that’s bad? you should see her inner thighs………..no bikinis this summer.

  46. 46
    Posted May 9, 2005 at 6:34 am

    The gift that keeps on giving…. yuck city.

  47. 47
    less
    Posted May 9, 2005 at 5:45 pm

    ok guys remember tom cruise went out with sofia velgara for a little while and she is verrrrrrrrrrry popular in colombia
    god only knows what she gave him and he in return
    gave it to katie,or maybe she is just plain nasty,and can’t afford some chap-stick.
    cuz i hate to think t.cruise would have herpes

  48. 48
    Tini
    Posted May 16, 2005 at 2:45 pm

    You all need to grow up. First off, Herpes infects 1 in 4 people. It’s not uncommon. You probably have a friend who has it but is too scared to say so because you’ll judge them just as quick as you are judging Katie. Secondly, babies can get it from their mother during birth and hence, have to deal w/ cold sores for the rest of their lives. Not only are they dealing w/ the sores, they have to deal w/ close minded people like you who judge way to quickly. Thirdly – Who cares??!!!??? Just because she’s in movies doesn’t make her fair game for such childish comments..come on..grow up. And lastly – for all you know – you may have the little virus and not even know it, so I wouldn’t be too quick to judge because one day you may have to be on the receiving end of some of these stupid comments.

  49. 49
    Trinni
    Posted May 18, 2005 at 12:36 am

    Katie…I recommend Abreva, it might not work now, but works really well at the first sight or feel of the cold sore developing.

    To Tini on #48 posting…I applaude you for calling out on those idiots who think every kinds of herpes are associated with sex. You all know you get them sometimes too!

  50. 50
    madeyoulaugh
    Posted May 18, 2005 at 1:40 pm

    who knew we had such a huge herpe activist readership?!

    MYL

  51. 51
    carol
    Posted May 19, 2005 at 7:27 pm

    Note to ‘eddiebosox’. You don’t have to be a sex freak to get herpes. You can catch it from someone you’ve been with for a long time, and even from someone you trust. Heck, you might even have it and don’t even know it. Oh, and condoms aren’t 100% effective, either, so, no, you’re not even safe from it.

  52. 52
    carol
    Posted May 19, 2005 at 7:36 pm

    Tini,

    I’m with you. Most of the people in this room are haters, are insecure, and have nothing good to say about anyone, for that matter. You are quite educated, and this world needs more people like you! I’ve heard the same statistics, and if that’s the case, 25% of the folks in here have it. I wonder which one(s) of you that could be?

  53. 53
    Tara
    Posted May 20, 2005 at 4:14 pm

    it looks more like impentego, which is a form of flesh eating disease or also known as another form of strep throat. anyways i have had that in the past and it spreads fast if untreated, which is probably why it looks like there is a rash above her mouth and if not it could be just a case of normal cold sores not herpes

  54. 54
    spacey
    Posted May 22, 2005 at 8:08 am

    Cold sores are the herpes virus, but the ones most people get on their lips are not sexually transmitted INITIALLY. They erupt when people are stressed, sick or overexposed to sun. It does not mean she has the sores elsewhere!!!!!

  55. 55
    spacey
    Posted May 22, 2005 at 8:08 am

    Cold sores are the herpes virus, but the ones most people get on their lips are not sexually transmitted INITIALLY. They erupt when people are stressed, sick or overexposed to sun. It does not mean she has the sores elsewhere!

  56. 56
    spacey
    Posted May 22, 2005 at 8:09 am

    Cold sores are the herpes virus, but the ones most people get on their lips are not sexually transmitted INITIALLY. They erupt when people are stressed, sick or overexposed to sun. It does not mean she has the sores elsewhere!

  57. 57
    spacey
    Posted May 22, 2005 at 8:11 am

    Got it, Got it now, Got it again, GOOD! Now grow up and do some research before you spew from your immature and unintelligent mouths!

  58. 58
    Posted May 23, 2005 at 6:34 pm

    i am an idiot and i am lead by richard simmons

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