How To Get ‘BOOKED’

Miscellaneous TV

By madeyoulaugh | Thursday, September 30, 2004 | 5:49 pm | 0 Comments

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Could I have been the final survivor? I want to eat pig anus on TV, how would I ever get chosen? How can I live with 6 strangers in a philly mansion?

If any of these questions sound familiar, maybe its time you checked out THE REALITY HANDBOOK – AN INSIDERS GUIDE.

After which you can put in a call mensa and ask to be taken of their mailing list. Hit the Gym. Start Drooling on yourself. And get a nickname..like Corky, or The Miz and begin slamming your hand thumbside against your chest.

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