Jesus Christ! Poor Tammy Faye!

Miscellaneous TV

By Tabloid Baby | Friday, July 20, 2007 | 11:15 am | 2 Comments

Tammy Fae Bakker-Messner appeared on Larry King Live last night, in such sad, shocking shape that she made Larry look good. Even with her eyeliner in place.

Tammy Faye, who went from fleecing poor and old people to pay for her lavish lifestyle to happily entertaining a new flock of gays and reality TV fans, is in the final stages of inoperable cancer and will soon be meeting God.We had the pleasure of meeting Tammy Fae in an elevator at Caesars Palace in the middle of the night many years ago, and she was as delightfully upbeat and cheerful as she is now at 65 years old and 65 pounds. We’re sure God will be as forgiving as Paris Hilton.

(FUN FACT: The criminal antics nd sexual hijinks of evangelists Tammy Faye and her then husband Jim Bakker in the 1980s helped put both Nightline and A Current Affair on the map.)

UPDATE: Tammy Faye died Friday morning, hours after the Larry King interview.

–Tabloid Baby

2 Comments

  1. 1
    Phil
    Posted July 20, 2007 at 9:39 pm

    EEEK! She looks like the Crypt Keeper!

  2. 2
    prettyinpink
    Posted July 21, 2007 at 5:35 pm

    Phil, you are a heartless, sick, son a bitch.How dare you make fun of an obviously sick woman. This poor woman has terminal cancer and is gravely ill. Hope no one in your family gets cancer.

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