Judge Jerriet

19 Comments

1. 1
   Nice Eyeliner
   Posted October 4, 2005 at 12:48 pm

   TFF!

2. 2
   B-Side
   Posted October 4, 2005 at 12:56 pm

   As a former “Strangers with Candy” staff member, I applaud this post.

3. 3
   madeyoulaugh
   Posted October 4, 2005 at 1:10 pm

   Well done good chap

4. 4
   belinda
   Posted October 4, 2005 at 1:20 pm

   Good eye! Think we could sub Candy in for Harriet!

5. 5
   strulock
   Posted October 4, 2005 at 1:31 pm

   Hmmm… Sunken, wrinkly face? I was kinda thinking she looked a bit like Emporer Palpatine from Star Wars. Except without the power to summon lighting at will from her fingertips.

6. 6
   British
   Posted October 4, 2005 at 1:37 pm

   I loved Strangers with Candy. Wish my video store had all the DVDs. Now excuse me while I hang this Principal Blackman painting up on the wall.

7. 7
   jt
   Posted October 4, 2005 at 2:09 pm

   Harriet likes the pole and the hole.

   B-Side, you have officially moved from the category of “hero” to “idol.”

8. 8
   m_ruv
   Posted October 4, 2005 at 2:35 pm

   Whoa you’re right, she totally is the Emperor! I take it all back.

9. 9
   megstar
   Posted October 4, 2005 at 3:13 pm

   Wow! They really look alike. A bit scary though.

10. 10
    strulock
    Posted October 4, 2005 at 3:22 pm

    The resemblance is a bit uncanny…

    http://www.trulock.com/Emperor.html

11. 11
    B-dub
    Posted October 4, 2005 at 4:46 pm

    George Bush/Mel Brooks

    Has anyone noticed that George Bush resembles the Mel Brooks character in Blazing Saddles?

12. 12
    Svan
    Posted October 4, 2005 at 5:09 pm

    Has anyone else noticed the shithole that the US is becoming because of Dubya. Fuck all the people who voted for him.

13. 13
    Jimmy Tickles
    Posted October 4, 2005 at 6:23 pm

    “It’s a Chinaman. His buck teeth make me laugh! Wing, wong, Ching, Chong! Me rikey you, Paul!”

    Now everyone, let’s make a place at the Welcome Table for Justice Miers. After all, as a Bush appointee, she may as well have some fun while she lives, because she’ll roast in hell when she dies.

14. 14
    goodjobben
    Posted October 4, 2005 at 6:40 pm

    lmao, awesome job. harriet too definitely looks like she gets her uterus scraped.
    b-side- what’s this about working on swc?

    http://www.flatpointhigh.com/html/whowantscake.html <– best poem ever.

15. 15
    pc
    Posted October 5, 2005 at 7:48 am

    PIZZA! PIZZA! PIZZA!!!!

16. 16
    Tootie
    Posted October 5, 2005 at 8:36 am

    I’ve heard both Harriet and Jeri say the exact same thing, “Woke up with my ass bleeding and then I got high. Good times, good times.”

17. 17
    Preston
    Posted October 5, 2005 at 8:01 pm

    Anyone else think she looks like a Waffle House lady? Can’t you just picture her in a hair net saying “welcome to the Supreme Court, how would you like your Waffle House hashbrowns?”

    Smothered, covered, and SCATTERED, lady!

    just like her tan…

18. 18
    TV-OD
    Posted October 6, 2005 at 9:28 am

    Maybe they will serve hot fruit at the induction party.

19. 19
    E.B.
    Posted October 6, 2005 at 7:22 pm

    O-M-G… just when I think TVgasm can’t be any more intune with my brain, you go and make a Jerri Blank refrence? GOOD TIMES!