My recapping schedule is all messed up, mostly due to the fact that last night I wound up knee-deep in another reality star party. This time, however, I was actually invited, courtesy of our friends at E! Entertainment. J-Unit sadly couldn’t make the trek, but I happened to have had two buddies with me at the time, and with camera in hand, we happily crashed (but not really, again — invitation) the soirée.
What was the occasion? Why, the premiere of Kill Reality, of course! Don’t worry, there’ll be a full recap of that too (and Hell’s Kitchen). But for now, check out these sweet-ass photos I took (okay, they’re actually fairly lame. Eh, I tried my best).Anyway, I didn’t wind up taking too many photos, despite all the TVgasm targets around. For some reason, it just didn’t seem appropriate. No one else seemed to be taking pictures; if I really wanted a shot, I pretty much had to ask for it, and honestly, I couldn’t muster up the insincerity to say, “Hey Jonny Fairplay! Big fan! Can I take a picture with you?”
I did, however, get a few people to smile for the camera, but that’s only because they already knew me. The rest of the shots were dimly-lit, long-distance candids that required some Photoshop assistance for presentation.
As for the stories, well, would it be totally shocking if I said there were no stories? Because there weren’t. I don’t know what was going on. Let’s see…Tijuana Bradley from Survivor: Pearl Islands knocked into me, spilling my drink. Um…Ron Jeremy was there, but he sat in a corner the entire time and didn’t talk to anyone. Let’s see, let’s see…oh, Pamela from The Apprentice squeezed my shoulders when she tried to get by me (yeah, scraping the barrel here). Actually, at one point I did find myself standing next to The Scorned director Robert Kubilos, which was awesome because I’ve always had so many questions about Girls Gone Wild: Spring Break, Anything Goes!, but for some reason, I got crazy cold feet. Oh well. Let’s just look at the pictures.
Two of our hosts for the evening, the infuriatingly photogenic Josh and Erika from Big Brother. I’ve known these two for a little while now, and they’re really, really nice people. What? I’m not allowed to be friendly?
A stage? A spotlight? Toni Ferarri is THERE!
Good ole Rob Cesternino. I only met him for the first time last night, but he’s pretty funny. And he was wasted, in case you couldn’t tell.
Toni attempts to wrestle Tonya Cooley for a larger role in The Scorned…
…but a roving TV camera luckily distracts her away.
TVgasm accomplice Secret Asian Man poses for the camera. But wait! Who’s that in the background??
Why, it’s Jenna Lewis and Steven Hill! Looks like “Trishelle’s table scraps” are good enough for her!
Now I pose for the camera. And wouldn’t you know it? Look who’s behind me!
It’s Reichen! And yes, I immediately felt very un-pretty.
And that’s all I have. Weak, I know. Thanks to E! and The Fishbowl for hosting the big bash.